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  1. #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kent A Bathurst View Post

    BTW - Harold - way to suck up, Dude. You must be going for his entire shop.
    Oh, oh...

    I was hoping not to make it obvious.
    I am never wrong.

    Well...I thought I was wrong once...but I was mistaken.

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    Goodbye Mitchell, it has been very entertaining knowing you.
    David B

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harold Burrell View Post
    BTW: If by chance you don't make it, could I have your truck...and maybe some large and expensive powertools??? You know...just to remember you by...
    My Unisaw has a plaque with my name on it.... Great White Edition. When the end comes, it's your's buddy.



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    "I love the smell of sawdust in the morning".
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  4. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Chritz View Post
    Rub some dirt on it and walk it off.

    Joe
    When I was a kid.... mud on a bee sting. How quaint.

    Haven't heard anything so stupid in decades. Joe gets my stash of Band-Aids.
    "I love the smell of sawdust in the morning".
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  5. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Ryan View Post
    As my old man used to say. Rub some dirt in it and get back in the game.
    It's already dirty. Minus 10 points, Paul.
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    "I love the smell of sawdust in the morning".
    Robert Duval in "Apileachips Now". - almost.


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  6. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by ray hampton View Post
    you are lucky, did you know that some caterpillars body contains cyanide ?
    Jeeez, Ray. Cyanide? Why don't you dig the grave too, what's the rush? Cyanide - really???

    Ray's getting a bent screwdriver. Too bad, I had you down for the prizes either behind curtain #1 or inside the box Jay's bringing down the aisle.



    For the youngsters... a Let's Make A Deal reference.
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    "I love the smell of sawdust in the morning".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchell Andrus View Post
    My Unisaw has a plaque with my name on it.... Great White Edition. When the end comes, it's your's buddy.

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    Dude...I don't know what to say...*sniff*

    I am wondering, though...how are we supposed to know if you do indeed "kick the bucket"? I'm thinking that if your postings stop for, say, 4 hours or so...I should be mapquesting your house.

    On second thought...maybe I should come now. I might need help loading the saw.

    Thanks again. See ya shortly.
    I am never wrong.

    Well...I thought I was wrong once...but I was mistaken.

  8. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by David G Baker View Post
    Goodbye Mitchell, it has been very entertaining knowing you.
    i think I'll miss you most of all. You're down for as many power tools as you can carry in two - no, three arm loads.

    The lights are getting dimmer.......
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    "I love the smell of sawdust in the morning".
    Robert Duval in "Apileachips Now". - almost.


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  9. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Harold Burrell View Post
    On second thought...maybe I should come now. I might need help loading the saw.
    Hey!!! Didn't I say my leg was falling off??????

    .....Better bring a friend.
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    "I love the smell of sawdust in the morning".
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  10. #25
    It's been nice knowing you all. It won't be long now. There's nothing like an encounter with one of nature's more deadly villains to put everything in perfect perspective (sorry - didn't mean to spit on you).

    As I lay here thinking I only have one..... Hey.


    My leg isn't hurting anymore. The splotches have cleared up and my tongue isn't purple. Come to think of it, it never did turn purple.


    HEY everybody - I think I'm gonna be OK after all.

    Wow. Isn't that good news????
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    "I love the smell of sawdust in the morning".
    Robert Duval in "Apileachips Now". - almost.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchell Andrus View Post
    It's been nice knowing you all. It won't be long now. There's nothing like an encounter with one of nature's more deadly villains to put everything in perfect perspective (sorry - didn't mean to spit on you).

    As I lay here thinking I only have one..... Hey.


    My leg isn't hurting anymore. The splotches have cleared up and my tongue isn't purple. Come to think of it, it never did turn purple.


    HEY everybody - I think I'm gonna be OK after all.

    Wow. Isn't that good news????
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    That IS good news!

    For one, I can eat now. The fast is officially over.

    And secondly, you can help me load the saw now...right?
    I am never wrong.

    Well...I thought I was wrong once...but I was mistaken.

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    Once again, just too late.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchell Andrus View Post
    I'm writing you out of my will entirely.
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    Geez, that's what I get for being honest? I thought I’d at least get a prize for not being a suck up.
    Please help support the Creek.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchell Andrus View Post
    ....HEY everybody - I think I'm gonna be OK after all.

    Wow. Isn't that good news????
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    Glad you are feeling so much better, now you will be up to spending time at the lawyer's updating your will with all these promises.



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