I'm a gonner

[Jon Lanier]

Mitch,

If you are going to treat yourself. Get some (don't laugh or roll your eyes) Preparation H. Preferably a NEW tube.

It takes away the itch/sting and takes down swelling. We keep a tube (marked for stings only) in our Med Kit.

[Greg Peterson]

It is simply a (short) matter of time until you experience another "Big one" Mitchell. Problems find you like moths find a light bulb.

Hopefully we can all be there when your next misdeed occurs so that we may guide you to the light.

And just to be clear, I've got dibs on his DC system. Ducts, gates, connectors, Y's, DC unit. If it sucks or enables sucking, it's mine.

You guys can fight over the rest of his shop.

[Mitchell Andrus]

Glad you are feeling so much better, now you will be up to spending time at the lawyer's updating your will with all these promises.

Uhhhhh... Promises??

But - I ain't dyin no more, see???? I feel like dancing.
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[Mitchell Andrus]

WOW.

Maybe I could fall down a flight of stairs for you, or slip on a nice banana peel.

I'll let you know.
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[Mitchell Andrus]

Mitch,

If you are going to treat yourself. Get some (don't laugh or roll your eyes) Preparation H. Preferably a NEW tube.

It takes away the itch/sting and takes down swelling. We keep a tube (marked for stings only) in our Med Kit.

I'm not sure what you do with the other tube not for stings.
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I've heard it's good for wrinkles.
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[John Coloccia]

Just for that.... you get my broom and dust pan.
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I was kind of hoping for the dust pan. Quite frankly, now that I know I'm out of the will, I'm sort of hoping you feel better.

[Mike Cruz]

So much for Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead...

I WAS going to suggest that you cut the leg off, but a Sawstop just isn't up to the task...

[Belinda Barfield]

Mitchell, thank you so much for thinking of me. I'm so sorry I missed all of the drama. I was out shopping at Vicky's Secrets. Good thing I bought something in black just in case! Should the worst every happy, please rest assured that I will take good care of your Dave Barry collection.

[Rudy Ress]

Those are real nasty stings. Got many growing up in Florida. Pour household ammonia on it after the initial encounter. Another alternative, which is also good for wasp and bee stings, is to make a past of meat tenderizer and put it on the sting.

The saddlebacks are are to find sometimes as they tend to "hide" on the underneath of the leaves.

[Mitchell Andrus]

The saddlebacks are are to find sometimes as they tend to "hide" on the underneath of the leaves.

That is exactly where I saw it.... too late of course.

All better. I can't even see a mark.
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[Mitchell Andrus]

Mitchell, thank you so much for thinking of me. I'm so sorry I missed all of the drama. I was out shopping at Vicky's Secrets. Good thing I bought something in black just in case! Should the worst every happy, please rest assured that I will take good care of your Dave Barry collection.

Swell, just when I need my friends the most you're out at Victoria's Secr...

Really?
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I'm back.... Just took a short mental vacation.

Dave's the best, isn't he?
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[Mitchell Andrus]

So much for Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead...

I WAS going to suggest that you cut the leg off, but a Sawstop just isn't up to the task...

This isn't moving your name any higher on my list.
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[Mike Cruz]

Mental vacation, huh? Is that what they're calling it these days?

[Mike Cruz]

Oh, come on! You of all people should have appreciated THAT. Besides, weren't you the one with that song stuck in your head?

[Mitchell Andrus]

Mental vacation, huh? Is that what they're calling it these days?

At my age, you take it where you find it.
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