Some Advice For The Ladies

[Chris Walls]

When I injure myself , I just say ( Gee I must be more careful ! ) That make everything better.

Chris

[Belinda Barfield]

Well, this thread has been interesting and everything...but, ya know....there's still a glaring question that has not been answered Belinda...

Why does he call you "Wally"?

Well John, I could lie, but I won't. I just finished up a project here at work and I've been here since 6 this morning. I'm to tired to lie.

He doesn't know my name. I know this because he never calls me by name. He addresses me by the following in order of frequency:

Sweetness, Little One, Purty Girl, Baby Cakes (interchangeable with Baby Snakes), and Strut. Never Wally though. I know that these are heart felt terms of endearment because the first three are also nicknames he calls the cat that lets us live in her house. His philosophy is if you never call a woman by name you will never call her the wrong name. He has a point.

[John Hart]

I knew a guy who refused to call his wife by name. I don't know why. But if he wanted to address her, he would simply get her attention and speak. Maybe it's a quirk of time...dunno. He must have called her something at some point.

Wally would be good though. That could catch on!!

[Jason Roehl]

Hmmm, now that you mention it, that must be an innate self-preservation ability.