Ladies, when the man in your life injures himself apparently you are supposed to act loving and concerned for his wellbeing, and not say the first snappy thing that comes to mind. I just learned this and thought I should share in case you didn't get the How to Live With a Man handbook. I would also like to point out that this was not something taught to me at Possum Patty's School of Charm and Etiquette for Tomboys.
For about three days I was subjected to the Beaver Cleaver technique of acquiring a new tool or machine, in this case a nail gun.
"Gee Wally, wouldn't it be neat if we had a nail gun."
"Gee Wally, I sure could get things done faster with a nail gun."
"Gee Wally, I've got to build a packing crate and it would be so much easier with a nail gun."
"Go get a darned nail gun!"
So he did. Came back to the office and proudly pointed out that right there on the box in big letters was the phrase "75% faster than a hammer". He walked out the door whistling a happy tune.
I declare, it was not 15 minutes before he came back, cradling his left hand in his right and looking oh so embarrassed as he tried to sneak past my desk to get to the bathroom sink.
"What did you do?"
"Nothing."
"You might as well go ahead and tell me because I'm the only one who knows where the band aids are hidden."
"I shot a nail through the side of my thumb."
And that's when I said . . . "Wow, did you do it 75% faster than you could have with a hammer?"
Apparently that is considered to be a cold and insensitive remark in some circles.