No one......
No one......
Laugh a lot while you are here.
'Cause you are gonna be dead a long time.
"The bended knee is not a custom of this country."
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Cheers, Rory
"Your body is NOT a temple, its an amusement park so enjoy the ride."
" I don't need your business rather i want your business"
S.M.Titmas.
"...I had field experience, a vocabulary and a criminal mind, I was a danger to myself and others."
-Anthony Bourdain
Whether you think you can or think you can't, either way you are right.
- Henry Ford
He cannot be a gentleman which loveth not a dog.
- John Northbrooke
"It's not the pace of life I mind. It's the sudden stop at the end." - Calvin AKA Bill Waterson
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It’s only work if somebody makes you do it.
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side and it binds the universe together.
Just a couple of mine:
We the willing led by the unknowing, have been doing so much for so long, with so little, we are now capable of doing everything with nothing.
I refuse to hold a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
We can fix everything, except for two things, the crack of dawn and a broken heart.
Do you want it right or right now?
All good things take time, some more than others.
As well as my tag line.
The speed of light is much faster than the speed of sound; is that why some people look so bright until they say something?
Some days your the dog, and some days your the hydrant. Author Unknown.
Been around power equipment all my life and can still count to twenty one nakey
Just the kind of day I'm having so far . . .
My cow died, so I don't need your bull.
“Life is not so short but that there is always time enough for courtesy and chivalry.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
Everybody knows what to do with the devil but them that has him. My Grandmother
I had a guardian angel at one time, but my little devil got him drunk, tattooed, and left him penniless at a strip club. I have not had another angel assigned to me yet.
I didn't change my mind, my mind changed me.
Bella Terra
If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
Albert Einstein, Observer, Jan. 15, 1950
Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are. Buckaroo Banzai
"It's a dog-eat-dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear" - Norm from Cheers
And now to pull out my copy of the Dale Carnegie Scrapbook
One ought to turn one's back on the threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half. Never run away from anything. Ever! - Winston Chruchill
In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard; don't foul and don't shirk,but hit the line hard. - Theodore Roosevelt
When a thing is done, it is done. Don't look back. Look forward to your next objective. - General George Marshall
The secret of being miserable is to have the leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
We are twice armed if we fight with faith. - Plato
One kind word can warm three winter months. - Japanese Proverb
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do. - Benjamin Franklin
The happiest moments my heart knows are those in which it is pour fourth its affection to a few esteemed characters. - Thomas Jefferson
I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun - Thomas Edison
Always do right. this will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain
No one has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln
Slumber not in the tents of your fathers. The world is advancing. Advance with it. - Guiseppe Mazzini
Be ever soft and pliable like a reed, not hard and unbending like a cedar. - The Talmud
A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
"Revenge is a dish best served cold.) unk
What goes around, comes around.....
The mind, once expanded to the dimensions of larger ideas, never returns to its original size. ~ Oliver W Holmes
Als Ik Kan
Flemish (As best I can)
Lee in NC
Great minds think alike, but fools seldom differ.
"Life is tough, it's even tougher when you're stupid."