overheard in the shop a few days ago
"Buddy, you're a few fries short of a Happy Meal."
overheard in the shop a few days ago
"Buddy, you're a few fries short of a Happy Meal."
“Life is not so short but that there is always time enough for courtesy and chivalry.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
Everybody knows what to do with the devil but them that has him. My Grandmother
I had a guardian angel at one time, but my little devil got him drunk, tattooed, and left him penniless at a strip club. I have not had another angel assigned to me yet.
I didn't change my mind, my mind changed me.
Bella Terra
You choose- Be Happy Or Be Sad the job is not going to change.
when things get so bad suicide doesn't give you a chance to put it right
if mosquitos would only suck fat i'd be as lean as a racing snake
Only thing money won't buy is poverty.
Fred
Some mistakes are too much fun to make just once.....(Unknown)
This from my office management days: You can teach a girl to type but you can't teach her to be pretty.
Best Regards,
Gordon
No matter how bad things get they can always get worse!
On the subject of succeeding in business the secret is: Buy a man for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
We keep you alive to serve this ship, so row well and live. - Marcus Aurelius, Ben Hur
Here are a few:
There is nothing to fear bu fear itself
That statement is clear as mud
There is something wrong with that boy, his driveway does not make it to the garage!
"Looks like he is a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"
"A friend is someone who is walking in when the rest of the world is walking out"
That boy is quick "like a rat on a cheeto"
Now that I am retired I work harder!
Bring all you can carry for it is better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it BOY SCOUTS
A little man can be a bully but it takes a big man to cry
Have fun!! There is no reason to grow up all the way! (ME)
Fishing is a jerk at one end waiting for a jerk at the other
They say you can't fix stupid.....but for $50,000.00 you can fix ugly!
And my favorite in my signature: "Any fool can know but point is to understand" Albert Einstein
A hunter with no game says "That is why it is called hunting and not killing"
I am sure I have more bouncing around in my head but these are good for now!
Great thread,
Jeff
To turn or not to turn that is the question: ........Of course the answer is...........TURN ,TURN,TURN!!!!
Anyone "Fool" can know, The important thing is to Understand................Albert Einstein
To follow blindly, is to never become a leader............................................ .....Unknown
The problem is. We all know what the problem is.
I liked this one the first time I heard it: "he's all hat, no cattle!"
"Money can't buy you happiness but it can buy you a yacht large enough to pull up right alongside it"...............David Lee Roth
Don't bother telling people your problems. Half don't care and the other half are happy you have them.
Sometimes even if it's a piece of driftwood, ya gotta grab on and try to make something of it. Especially if you have been floating at sea for a while.