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  1. 03-06-2009, 6:35 AM #1
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    Best friend - dog or wife?

    Hello,
    Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour.
    See which one is happy to see you when you open the trunk.
    "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." - John Lennon
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  3. 03-06-2009, 8:19 AM #2
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    An hour gives your wife enough time to train the dog to go for your throat when you open the trunk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Calver View Post
    An hour gives your wife enough time to train the dog to go for your throat you when you open the trunk
    Ted, was I married to you once?

    I think both would be happy to see you, but only one would want to strangle you!

    “Life is not so short but that there is always time enough for courtesy and chivalry.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
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    I had a guardian angel at one time, but my little devil got him drunk, tattooed, and left him penniless at a strip club. I have not had another angel assigned to me yet.
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    Tough choice
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  6. 03-06-2009, 9:56 AM #5
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    I'll try it when I get home & let you know.


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    OK...let's be easy here folks. SMC does have both genders and some are more sensitive than others to this type stuff. Keep'em straight Belinda.
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    If it were most of the women I have the pleasure of knowing they'd strangle him twice. Once for themselves and once for abusing the dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn Clabo View Post
    If it were most of the women I have the pleasure of knowing they'd strangle him twice. Once for themselves and once for abusing the dog.
    As any good woman should!

    “Life is not so short but that there is always time enough for courtesy and chivalry.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
    Everybody knows what to do with the devil but them that has him. My Grandmother
    I had a guardian angel at one time, but my little devil got him drunk, tattooed, and left him penniless at a strip club. I have not had another angel assigned to me yet.
    I didn't change my mind, my mind changed me.
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    I know which one would be more happy to see me, but I also know which one has bought me more shop tools. Sorry dog, you lose!
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    Just remember which one you would rather have getting your dinner!

    I have one of each.. My wife doesn't go bird hunting and the dog doesn't buy tools or make meals. Neither would get locked in the trunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee Schierer View Post
    Just remember which one you would rather have getting your dinner!
    Lee, your wife wouldn't happen to have a recipe for pheasanat sausage, would she? There was this great restaurant in a town I live in once upon a time. They served the most remarkable pheasant sausage. I've been trying to find a good recipe ever since then.
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    “Life is not so short but that there is always time enough for courtesy and chivalry.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
    Everybody knows what to do with the devil but them that has him. My Grandmother
    I had a guardian angel at one time, but my little devil got him drunk, tattooed, and left him penniless at a strip club. I have not had another angel assigned to me yet.
    I didn't change my mind, my mind changed me.
    Bella Terra
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    I'm at a lose either way, the dogs best friend is my wife.
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    My dogs best friend is my wife as well, unless I am walking out the door with a shotgun. But there is nothing in this world that is more important to my dog than my approval.
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    Sugar doesn't make dinner and Anna doesn't point Quail?

    I am so confused.
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