Most guys go to Jarreds...
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
Here is a wife in a million!
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That outdoor safety belt looks like the one I wore in 6th grade as a school crossing guard. Just a more muted color.
Bill D
Attachment 459334(That one is just funny and not intended as an actual comment about vaccination.)
Attachment 459335 Current boss, yes- last boss....um... can she see this?
Attachment 459336 Again, it’s just funny. Not intended as actual political commentary.
Attachment 459337 I’m pretty sure he isn’t reading this forum, so this should be ok.
Attachment 459338 Apologies if this is a repeat- can’t remember where I got this one from.
Afew for today.
Saturday's lot.