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I dream of a better tomorrow - where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

Two hunters are hunting in the forest. One suddenly clutches his chest in pain and collapses. The other hunter calls 911 on his cellphone. "What is the emergency?" "Operator, my friend just collapsed on the ground. I think he is dead! What must I do?" "OK, first of all, make sure he is really dead." "OK thenÖ" BANG! "Now what?"

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