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Bob Moyer
10-09-2008, 7:25 AM
Hurricane Survival Kit

Toilet Paper..............................check
Bud Light.................................check
Keystone Ice...........................check
Budweiser..............................check
Red Dog.................................check
Misc. other bottles of alcohol....check
Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on........................check

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Ken Fitzgerald
10-09-2008, 7:42 AM
A guys's gotta have his priorities!:rolleyes:
Justin Leiwig
10-09-2008, 7:59 AM
A guys's gotta have his priorities!:rolleyes:

I dunno...I think it's a fake. Most guys I know would have left the old lady and took more beer. :D
Mitchell Andrus
10-09-2008, 8:04 AM
DUI

Oh, maybe not... it's not a powered boat.
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Mike DeHart
10-09-2008, 8:11 AM
drifting under the influence....
Ken Fitzgerald
10-09-2008, 8:48 AM
Around my house, I'd be careful using the two words "old" and "lady" in the same sentence or on the same day.
Joe Pelonio
10-09-2008, 9:00 AM
You'd think that drinking all that beer they'd put on a few pounds!
Ben Rafael
10-09-2008, 9:12 AM
Looks like he has a corn cob too. What could that be for?
Steve Clardy
10-09-2008, 9:35 AM
drifting under the influence....

ROFL!!!!!!!!!


Around my house, I'd be careful using the two words "old" and "lady" in the same sentence or on the same day.

Round here that would be a no no at any time. :D


Looks like he has a corn cob too. What could that be for?

When the t paper runs out I suppose. ROFL!!!!!!
David G Baker
10-09-2008, 10:31 AM
You'd think that drinking all that beer they'd put on a few pounds!
There is another person behind them on another piece of plywood that has all the Sudafed, ether, glassware, Bunsen burner, Drano, etc.
Belinda Barfield
10-09-2008, 12:05 PM
Amateurs! Any self respecting redneck who's gonna' survive until the Gubmint shows up knows you gotta have some Vienner Sausages and a couple of cans of Beanie Weenies. Sheesh! Some people are SO unprepared.
Bob Moyer
10-09-2008, 1:43 PM
Amateurs! Any self respecting redneck who's gonna' survive until the Gubmint shows up knows you gotta have some Vienner Sausages and a couple of cans of Beanie Weenies. Sheesh! Some people are SO unprepared.

Gubmint - sure turn it into a political thread and get it deleted. ;)
Kevin Arceneaux
10-09-2008, 4:06 PM
Where's the gun? Jeez, you know you have to defend the beer.
Kevin Arceneaux
10-09-2008, 4:18 PM
double post
David DeCristoforo
10-09-2008, 6:39 PM
Why does she have a sign sticking out of her head that says "Any Time"? And who is he waving at? And where's his shotgun?
Art Mulder
10-09-2008, 8:48 PM
And where's his shotgun?

Is he standing on his pickup? And where is the hound dog? :cool:
Tim Thomas
10-10-2008, 7:52 AM
...Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze ...

This is a funny picture to be sure, but I think they are using a large piece of foam to float on, not plywood. The reason I can be pretty sure about this is because of my own redneck childhood. :) One time when I was about 10 years old, my father and I went "dumpster diving" at a construction site where an old restaurant was being remodeled. We found lots of nice oak trim boards, some booth seats and tabletops, and some very large blocks of foam. Some of the blocks were about 3 feet wide, 6 feet long and 8 inches thick. That summer when we went to the lake, we took some of the foam blocks with us, and my sisters and I had great fun climbing up on them and horsing around. The only bad part was that a lot of the little beads of foam were flaking off, and when we got out of the water it looked like we were covered in snow.

Thanks for posting this picture Bob, it really takes me back...
Ben Rafael
10-10-2008, 8:30 AM
You're right, if you look closely you can see it is not plywood. But plywood is funnier.