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Bob Moyer
10-09-2008, 7:23 AM
http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/upfiles/136410/16E60EADAE02408C90F5746906DCF402.jpg

Bob Ross
10-09-2008, 7:33 AM
Now I don't care who you are, that there is funny :D:D

David G Baker
10-09-2008, 8:42 AM
I don't understand the humor, doesn't everyone have a Jiffy Pop fire alarm??? :D

Steve Clardy
10-09-2008, 9:43 AM
I don't understand the humor, doesn't everyone have a Jiffy Pop fire alarm??? :D

I don't. I think it got ate :confused::D:D:D

Lee DeRaud
10-09-2008, 10:12 AM
In more civilized areas, it works the other way around: we use the smoke detector as an oven timer.

David G Baker
10-09-2008, 10:26 AM
Now that is down right funny :D

Matt Meiser
10-09-2008, 11:13 AM
Lee, Ron White has a joke about his wife's cooking and the smoke alarm. Something to the effect of her learning that dinner is done before that particular buzzer goes off...

Greg Cole
10-09-2008, 11:41 AM
Me thinks using Ron White's advise on marital things might not lend to needing it for long....:rolleyes:
Funny SOB however IMNSHO.

Does the sprinkler system spray butter?

Greg

David Epperson
10-09-2008, 11:59 AM
A 200 pack of Black Cat firecrackers in the top of each cabinet works better. :D (And I know people who have actually USED that one, some still do).

Belinda Williamson
10-09-2008, 12:02 PM
Bob,

When did you sneak into my house and take this picture?

Bob Moyer
10-09-2008, 1:40 PM
Bob,

When did you sneak into my house and take this picture?

Belinda;

I know this is not your house; yours has crown molding, nicer wallpaper and you would choose something decorative to hang the Jiffy Pop:D

Belinda Williamson
10-09-2008, 3:08 PM
Belinda;

I know this is not your house; yours has crown molding, nicer wallpaper and you would choose something decorative to hang the Jiffy Pop:D


Well, Bob, I must confess I did Martha mine up a little bit. My alarm is hanging from a pretty red ribbon, and there's a little crosstitched sign underneath it that reads "In the event of fire, save the butter."