Redneck Home Fire Alarm System

[Bob Moyer]

http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/upfiles/136410/16E60EADAE02408C90F5746906DCF402.jpg

[Bob Ross]

Now I don't care who you are, that there is funny :D:D

[David G Baker]

I don't understand the humor, doesn't everyone have a Jiffy Pop fire alarm??? :D

[Steve Clardy]

I don't understand the humor, doesn't everyone have a Jiffy Pop fire alarm??? :D

I don't. I think it got ate :confused::D:D:D

[Lee DeRaud]

In more civilized areas, it works the other way around: we use the smoke detector as an oven timer.

[David G Baker]

Now that is down right funny :D

[Matt Meiser]

Lee, Ron White has a joke about his wife's cooking and the smoke alarm. Something to the effect of her learning that dinner is done before that particular buzzer goes off...

[Greg Cole]

Me thinks using Ron White's advise on marital things might not lend to needing it for long....:rolleyes:
Funny SOB however IMNSHO.

Does the sprinkler system spray butter?

Greg

[David Epperson]

A 200 pack of Black Cat firecrackers in the top of each cabinet works better. :D (And I know people who have actually USED that one, some still do).

[Belinda Barfield]

Bob,

When did you sneak into my house and take this picture?

[Bob Moyer]

Bob,

When did you sneak into my house and take this picture?

Belinda;

I know this is not your house; yours has crown molding, nicer wallpaper and you would choose something decorative to hang the Jiffy Pop:D

[Belinda Barfield]

Belinda;

I know this is not your house; yours has crown molding, nicer wallpaper and you would choose something decorative to hang the Jiffy Pop:D


Well, Bob, I must confess I did Martha mine up a little bit. My alarm is hanging from a pretty red ribbon, and there's a little crosstitched sign underneath it that reads "In the event of fire, save the butter."