Rolls of Plywood Signs

[Joe Pelonio]

I have been making signs for 15 years but just can't seem to figure out a way of making rolls of 2,500 plywood signs. :eek:Also, having trouble finding plywood made of polystyrene. Here's the e-mail quote request :D


Dear Customer Service,
Good day!!My name is Rev. Jason,and I contact to make an Order for some Ply wood sign to Purchase.Below is the Information and details of my Order as well.So Look through it and get me the total quote.



Sign Ref:HELP SAVE THE NEEDY.
Parking sign 11.50" x 8.75"
Rounded Corners
outdoor Color:Yellow and Black
weatherproof .040 polystryrene
Print two Colors {To Be Advised}
one hole at each end for hanging
Presentation:- Rolls of approx 2,500 Ply wood sign.
Quantity:-790,000


Sorry for any Inconvenience if you do not sell Ply wood sign,and I will like to know what you do sell.So go ahead and send me a reply back with the total quote and also provide me with your contact phone number i can give you a call to
discuss about this Order.Advice the method of Payment that you accept and also advice how soon you can get them ready for pick up.Hope this helps and do not hesitate to contact me back for any furtherdiscussion.my email is ...............
Thank You
Best Regards
Rev. Jason Jones

Yes, I blocked this scammer's e-mail.

[Mike Null]

Joe

That's really Rev. Jim Jones reincarnated and trying to raise money for more Kool-Aid.

[Scott Shepherd]

Shows what I know, I got the job :o


:D

[Joe Pelonio]

Shows what I know, I got the job :o


:D

Then we are all anxious to hear how you will get the plywood signs onto a roll! :confused:

[Scott Shepherd]

Then we are all anxious to hear how you will get the plywood signs onto a roll! :confused:

Oh, that's really simple, I just sent this email out to about 10,000 people :D


"Dear Friend,

I wish to approach you with a request that would be of immense benefit to
both of us. I am an attorney based in Scotland United Kingdom. I want you
and I to make some fortune out of a situation that I am obviously left
with no other better option. The issue that I am presenting to you is a
case of my client that willed a fortunes worth of roll plywood to his only daughter. It is
unfortunate that he and his daughter died on the London Bomb attacks on 7
July 2005. The wife died of heart attack on receiving the sad news a week
after. I am now faced with a problem of getting a trusted person who I
will make the beneficiary that I would pass the fortune to. And according
to the law such fortune is supposed to be bequeathed to the government if
there is not any relatives or next-of-kin of the decease that would
surface for claim of the fortune of roll plywood.

However, I personally dont belong to such school of thought that proposes
that such fortune be given to the government because this is cheating and
is possible that the top government officials for their own selfish
interest could divert the fortune of plywood roll. Because of this I am contacting you to
seek your acting as the beneficiary of the will. I am my client attorney
and I alone knew about his will. Upon indication of your interests, all I
will do is to amend the will by fitting in your name as the supposed
next-of-kin and back it up with a sworn affidavit, which automatically
became valid. This amendment should be between us and must not leak out to
anyone. It is absolutely confidential.

I have complete information of his bank account details with an
outstanding balance of $48,550,000.00USD worth of plywood roll($48.550 Million USD). To make
you be sure of this, I can provide you with details of his bank to enable
you to log on to his account to confirm this balance. I know that you
would be apprehensive and feel that this is a big sum, but it does not
matter because this is a legacy being passed on to a next-of-kin and you
are the available next-of-kin.

As I am not very sure of getting your consent yet on the issue, I prefer
not to divulge my full identity so as not to risk being disbarred. Until I
am sure of your consent and full cooperation then I will not be afraid to
give you my full identity. In the meanwhile, I would prefer that we
maintain correspondence by email and fax. At this point I want to assure
you that your true consent, full cooperation and confidentiality are all
that are required to enable us to take full advantage of this golden
opportunity.

I shall make representation to the legal courts to facilitate the
amendment process within three working days. Since this is a transaction
of immense benefit to both of us, I would want that we shared all expenses
according to our agreed sharing ratio of the fortune. The sharing ratio
shall be 60% for me and 40% for you. This shall also be applicable to all
expenditures that would be incurred in the course of the transaction
because I wouldn?t want either of us to feel cheated. Please note that
this is a legal and risk free transaction that does not in anyway hamper
the monetary laws of your country. It is an inheritance fund.

If you are interested to work with me, please provide me with your name,
address, nationality, age, and date of birth, height, and phone and fax
numbers as required for the amendment of the WILL. On completion of this,
I will send you a copy of the amended WILL which you will fax to the bank
with a back up letter written by your good self requesting for the release
of the fund to you. I will also write to the bank as the legal
representative of my client before his demise, ordering for the transfer
of the fund to you, as the beneficiary of his will.

I will appreciate your urgent response in this regard. Thanks for your
anticipated cooperation.

Yours faithfully,
Kirk Murdock"

Hopefully, I'll get some responses and I'll be able to fill the order soon :D

[Scott Erwin]

I got the job too....

Didn't you just call down to the the local lumber shop and talk to the new guy on commision who will tell you no problem he could get it if it was plywood, even if it is polystryene (even if he has no idea what that is). He will obvioulsly promise for it to be dropped off tomorrow without fail or double your money back...


Nice to have a good laugh every now and then with those guys...sad part is someone out there will call and/or fall for the scam....

I think it was WC Fields....There is a sucker born every minute and there is two people to take them....

[Larry Bratton]

Roflmao!!!