3 Lil' Pigs

[Belinda Barfield]

One night 3 lil' pigs went out for dinner. The waiter arrived to take their drink orders.

The first lil' piggy said, "I'll have a Sprite."
The second lil' piggy said, "I'll have a Coke."
The third lil' piggy said, "I'll have beer, lots and lots of beer.

After serving their drinks the waiter asked "What will you have for dinner?"

The first lil' piggy said, "I'd like a nice big steak, please".
The second lil' piggy said, "I'd like the salad plate, please."
The third lil' piggy said, "I'll have beer, lots and lots of beer."

Finally it was time to order dessert.

The fist lil' piggy said, "I'll have the cheesecake."
The second lil' piggy said, "I'll have a banana split."
The third lil' piggy sighed and said, "I'll have been, lots and lots of beer."

The waiter arrived with their check and, looking puzzled, said to the third lil' piggy, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but why did you have only beer all night?"

The third lil piggy replied,


"Well, one of us has to go Wee, wee, wee all the way home!" :D:D:D

[Ken Fitzgerald]

Da Dum Dum!

Don't give up your day job Belinda!:eek::rolleyes::D

[Lori Kleinberg]

Cute-----not :eek:
Better luck next time (lol):D

[Kevin Arceneaux]

I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[David G Baker]

While stationed in Germany in the Army back in the early 60s a German waitress in a bar/restaurant told the original "This Little Piggy Went to Market" story to me but when the wee wee wee part came up she squeezed a water filled cotton ball into my palm. It shocked the heck out of me and entertained everyone that was at the table with me. I still chuckle when I think of it.

[Kevin Arceneaux]

My wife liked it too.

[Belinda Barfield]

Good story David. I bet you were shocked!

Kevin,
Thanks to you and your wife I am no longer in a state of despair over my future as a comic. After Ken's and Lori's responses I was sure my career would never get off the ground.:rolleyes:;)

[Phyllis Meyer]

Belinda,

With your jokes, and my singing (ok, I have to tell now...I used to deliver singing telegrams in costumes:eek:), we should hit the road!

Too Cute! I love a good joke!
Phyllis:)

[Kevin Arceneaux]

Belinda,

With your jokes, and my singing (ok, I have to tell now...I used to deliver singing telegrams in costumes:eek:), we should hit the road!

Too Cute! I love a good joke!
Phyllis:)

I said we liked it, I just would not quit the day job yet. :):D

[Belinda Barfield]

Belinda,

With your jokes, and my singing (ok, I have to tell now...I used to deliver singing telegrams in costumes:eek:), we should hit the road!
Phyllis:)

Hmmmm . . . LOL we can do that in our "free time".


I said we liked it, I just would not quit the day job yet. :):D

Never fear. Not out to become a comic, or hit the road, just thought it was a cute joke.