View Full Version : Looking for a job in England???

Craig Summers
08-06-2008, 7:06 PM
((Way way off topic))

Thought this might interest folks

London England Craigslist
CL Posting 783766933

HENCHMEN NEEDED (London, but planned worldwide expansion)

20-30 henchmen needed for moderately-sized supervillain organisation with large expansion potential (fortresses built into geological structures, corruption of government officials, possible genesis of 'nemesis' vigilante). Electrical theme.

Applicants must be willing to learn new skills, including but not limited to operation of specialised 'lightning guns'. Applicants will also be required to wear specialised uniform when at work (functional rubber suits with my logo on front), except in cases where deception is required (posing as hostages in order to ambush vigilantes, etc).

Desired (but not necessarily required) in applicants:

-interesting deformations/obsessions/powers(?) giving rise to interesting nicknames (e.g. Claws, Pyro, Buzzsaw, and similar)
-unwavering loyalty
-being a corruptible government official
-ability to work as part of a close-knit team (unless interesting obsession is of the 'lone wolf' variety)
-grudge against any well-known vigilante
-flexible moral code

Equal opportunies employer. Both henchmen and femmes fatales absolutely welcome.

Great promotion opportunities - right-hand-man position constantly being unexpectedly opened. Would look good on any future supervillain resume/CV.

Send an email with details of any prior henchman work, or details of what is driving you to join the ranks of a supervillain organisation. Will reply to all serious applicants. Hope to hear from you, and with luck, welcome you into a rewarding and promising career!

- Jacque (The Zapper) Zerapi

Location: London, but planned worldwide expansion
Compensation: 20,000pa starting salary, with added commissions based around success of supervillain operations. Contracts negotiable depending on applicant's personal skills/powers.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

Neal Clayton
08-06-2008, 8:37 PM
i wonder if the guy who wrote this one moved to england...

Pat Germain
08-07-2008, 9:51 AM
I've often thought about teaming up with a supervillain. As a Unix administrator, I'm almost there anywhere. Although, I think evil henchmen are supposed to have really bad teeth.

Cliff Rohrabacher
08-07-2008, 1:17 PM
Villany is about all the work that is left in England.