Bob Moyer
06-18-2008, 1:27 PM
* The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
* Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
* If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
* Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes....that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
* Always remember that you're unique....just like everyone else.
* Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day....teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
* If you lend someone twenty dollars and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.
* Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
* A closed mouth gathers no foot.
* Duct tape holds the universe together.
* There are two theories to arguing with women....neither one works.
* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
* Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
* If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
* Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes....that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
* Always remember that you're unique....just like everyone else.
* Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day....teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
* If you lend someone twenty dollars and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.
* Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
* A closed mouth gathers no foot.
* Duct tape holds the universe together.
* There are two theories to arguing with women....neither one works.
* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.