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Bob Moyer
06-12-2008, 7:43 AM
"Are you sure the power is off?"
"Don't be so superstitious."
"He's probably just hibernating."
"I can do that with my eyes closed."
"I wonder where the mother bear is?"
"I'll get a world record for this."
"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."
"I'm making a citizen's arrest."
"It's fireproof."
"It's strong enough for both of us."
"I've done this before."
"I've seen this done on TV."
"Let it down slowly."
"Nice doggie."
"Now watch this..."
"Pull the pin and count to what?"
"That's odd."
"These are the good kind of mushrooms."
"What does this button do?"
"Which wire was I supposed to cut?

Jim Sears
06-12-2008, 8:01 AM
"That's good enough"
"I think I can do that"
"Here, let's try this"
"What do you have to lose?"
"Oh, was I supposed to do what?"
"OK, let's look at the instructions"
"I thought he said..."

Jason Roehl
06-12-2008, 8:11 AM
"Here, hold my beer a sec."

Mike SoRelle
06-12-2008, 8:19 AM
"That never happens."
"Don't Worry, I'm a professional."

Rick Gifford
06-12-2008, 8:28 AM
"Yea, you do look fat in that"

Jeff Hooper
06-12-2008, 8:42 AM
My favorite.

"Hey watch this.."

Matt Ocel
06-12-2008, 9:01 AM
"I do"







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Bob Moyer
06-12-2008, 9:07 AM
"I do"







.

That's not right :)

Bob Moyer
06-12-2008, 9:07 AM
"Hey ya'll, look what I can do!

Mike SoRelle
06-12-2008, 9:19 AM
"I'll go first!"
"Let me handle this"
"Trust me"
"I never get lost"

Greg Stanford
06-12-2008, 9:29 AM
"How much trouble can a baby be?" Said by me, about two weeks before my son was born. I was saying that I'd probably get a lot done during the time I was taking off.

g

Jim O'Dell
06-12-2008, 9:31 AM
"It's dead" My wife said talking to herself as she reaches to pick up a squirrel yesterday that our youngest dog had caught. Jim.

jeremy levine
06-12-2008, 9:35 AM
"It'll be easy"
"There nothing in the diaper"
"Just flush it again , it will clear the clog"
"I'm sure the kids are fine"
"This shouldn't take you more then five minutes"

Lee DeRaud
06-12-2008, 9:45 AM
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dis-"

Greg Muller
06-12-2008, 11:04 AM
"What could possibly go wrong"

"It's just a few beers with the guys, honey"

"You don't do anything, you're a housewife" (used by my late best friend to his wife. She's serving 2 life sentences. Really.)

"I'd like to see you stop me!"

"Pop the clutch"

"He'll get out of the way- keep going"



Greg

(I was kidding about the 'really' part above- she just kicked him in the jimmies.:p)

Craig Summers
06-12-2008, 11:25 AM
Found a list (http://www.mapping.com/words.html) of famous last words

The best are
James Rogers: "Why yes, a bulletproof vest!" (On his final request before the firing squad.)
Adam Smith: "I believe we should adjourn this meeting to another place."
Ayrton Senna: "The car seems OK"

Another bigger list here (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Famous_last_words)

C

Ken Werner
06-12-2008, 11:48 AM
Oh Sh......t

Jim Becker
06-12-2008, 10:30 PM
And Professor Dr. SWMBO's contribution to our language fun: (from a humor site)


Evolution of Treatments
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.


1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.


1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.


1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.


1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.


2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

Jude Tuliszewski
06-12-2008, 10:48 PM
Don't worry I checked it yesterday.

It will be fine till tomorrow.

See I told you it would work.

TRUST ME :D

Andrew Derhammer
06-12-2008, 10:59 PM
"Let me show you how it's done..."

Ken Fitzgerald
06-12-2008, 11:00 PM
Oooooooops!

Pat Germain
06-13-2008, 12:08 AM
- It's gone this far.
- Just put a little gas on it.
- This car/truck was built for this!
- I'll smoke if I wanna smoke (Next to the "DANGER!" sign).
- I'm no addict. I can quit whenever I want.
- I drive better after a few beers.
- Let's swim out to that island!
- I ain't wearin' no life vest.
- I ain't wearin' no seat belt.
- I think I'll rob that doughnut shop over there...
- I got enough room to pass.
- Don't worry, it's not loaded.
- I'm the king of the world!

gary Zimmel
06-13-2008, 1:25 AM
"Don't worry, I've done this a million times"

Dave Trask
06-13-2008, 3:52 AM
Oh Crap!!!
Oh poop!!!
Oh kaka!!!
Oh OOH !!!
Oh ______ !!! :eek:

Jay Jolliffe
06-13-2008, 6:08 AM
Words of wisdom from my wife yesterday. That staging doesn't look safe. Ten minutes later staging ( 2- 8' step ladders with 2x10 ) tips over I land on my back & break the 2x10. Her words (your never careful):o

Dennis Peacock
06-13-2008, 12:24 PM
I'm a Unix Admin....get out of my way and give me the keyboard. :rolleyes:

Ben Rafael
06-13-2008, 1:04 PM
Gimme a match so I can see where the gas is leaking from.

Andy Hoyt
06-13-2008, 1:21 PM
Uh Oh

Honey, I'm home

Two men - two days

glenn bradley
06-13-2008, 1:30 PM
"I do"







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Boowah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Lee DeRaud
06-13-2008, 2:01 PM
I'm a Unix Admin....get out of my way and give me the keyboard. :rolleyes:Those might be his last words, but I bet the user had a few choice ones afterward.:eek:

Pat Germain
06-13-2008, 2:24 PM
I'm a Unix Admin....get out of my way and give me the keyboard. :rolleyes:

I resemble that remark!

mark page
06-13-2008, 9:15 PM
I thought a brighter warning light would come on if something was really wrong.
You can grab one of those cute little piglets before that big-ole-fat-sow can get on her feet.
Mountain oysters really are seafood.
You can really pee on that electric fence and nothing will happen.

Jim Becker
06-13-2008, 9:29 PM
It can't happen the first time...:cool:

Ken Fitzgerald
06-14-2008, 12:40 AM
I'm innocent!

Lee Schierer
06-16-2008, 12:49 PM
"This won't hurt a bit"
"This won't take long..."
"I'll just be a minute"
"The low fuel light just came on"
"I'll be home by (fill in the time)"

Lance Norris
06-16-2008, 1:53 PM
"Dont worry... Im grounded"
"It worked last week"
"You have 2 weeks after the expiration date"
"I saw my dad do this"
"We can afford it"
"Look mom, no hands"

Lance Norris
06-16-2008, 2:50 PM
"Whats the worst that could happen?"
"We dont need insurance"
"Theres always a couple gallons left after it gets to empty"
"If I cut it here, it will fall over there"(see number 2 above)
"Are you going like that?"

Eddie Watkins
06-16-2008, 11:01 PM
All you gotta do is...
Just one more tiime. This is a personal one. When I was a kid we were swinging on a rope out over a creek and when me Dad said to quit swinging and get in the car, I yelled "just one more time" as I flew out over the creek and the rope broke. To this

Eddie

Eddie Watkins
06-16-2008, 11:03 PM
All you gotta do is...
Just one more tiime. This is a personal one. When I was a kid we were swinging on a rope out over a creek and when me Dad said to quit swinging and get in the car, I yelled "just one more time" as I flew out over the creek and the rope broke. To this day

Eddie

Ken Fitzgerald
06-16-2008, 11:17 PM
I don't need no stinking assembly instructions. A kid could put this together blindfolded...




Get the kid!

Bill Cunningham
06-17-2008, 10:11 PM
DUCK!!! What Duck??

John Shuk
06-18-2008, 6:29 PM
I can think of some that led to my youngest son showing up!

Reed Wells
06-18-2008, 6:40 PM
Oh ya, I dare you!

John Ricci
06-19-2008, 4:47 AM
"What the...":eek:

J.R.

Jim Sears
06-19-2008, 7:55 AM
"Yes Dear...That dress makes you look fat" (see #2 of Lance's post)

Mark Hix
06-19-2008, 11:18 PM
My father when I was 8: You boys stay back from the edge, you will fall in"---right before he fell in.

That dog won't bite

Jack Camillo
06-20-2008, 4:16 AM
you guys are friggin hilarious. i stole all these and will share at work.

jay benco
06-20-2008, 4:48 AM
In Australia it goes "she'll be right mate"