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Dennis Peacock
04-12-2004, 11:01 AM
Welcome to Arkansas!

A man is being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy Boulevard.

Suddenly, the light turns yellow, just in front of him. He does the honest thing, and stops at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hits the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she misses her chance to get through the intersection with him.

As she is still in mid-rant, she hears a tap on her window and looks up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer orders her to exit her car with her hands up. He takes her to the police station where she is searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the door. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer is waiting with her personal effects.

He says, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do?' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk."

"Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

John Miliunas
04-12-2004, 11:59 AM
Thanks Dennis! I needed that... :D :cool:

Tony Falotico
04-12-2004, 6:49 PM
Thanks Dennis, very funny but unfortunately sometimes true. :o If you don't mind, I'm going to use it at our next Men's Fellowship Breakfast.

Tony

Steve Clardy
04-12-2004, 7:41 PM
While you were typing this one out---[Funny] You could be------WOODWORKING!!!!:eek::eek:
Lol. I'll have to save this one. Good one Dennis.
Steve, waiting on the next Barbecue at Terry's.:D

Dennis Peacock
04-12-2004, 8:20 PM
Lol. I'll have to save this one. Good one Dennis.
Steve, waiting on the next Barbecue at Terry's.:D

Steve,

Just remember to bring me some more of that Walnut!!!! If you can come up with some soft maple and Poplar log chunks....I would ever be so grateful.!!!

Steve Clardy
04-13-2004, 10:10 AM
Steve,

Just remember to bring me some more of that Walnut!!!! If you can come up with some soft maple and Poplar log chunks....I would ever be so grateful.!!!
Have plenty of walnut yet. Will do some digging on the soft maple and poplar. Probably won't have much luck on the poplar as there's not much here in Mo.
Most of the available poplar we get is from Kentucky, so will do some searching for it to. Steve

Steve Clardy
04-13-2004, 10:14 AM
Just noticed your town. Are you familiar with the Sunshine School there?
My Grand folks were instrumental in starting that school. Also my Aunt is still working there. Steve

Byron Trantham
04-13-2004, 12:26 PM
I liked it! Very funny.