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Sean Troy
08-10-2007, 7:10 AM
O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and
all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling
it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he
went to confession to repent.

"Father, it's 15 years since my last confession, and
I've been stealing wood from the lumber yard all those
years," he told the priest.

"I understand my son," says the priest. "Can you make
a Novena?"

O'Toole said, "Father, if you have the plans, I've got
the lumber."

dan moran
08-10-2007, 7:28 AM
the thread title or the joke....

nyuk nyuk nyuk

James Phillips
08-10-2007, 8:04 AM
I vote for the title being much funnier

Chuck Lenz
08-10-2007, 9:00 AM
Well I'm just glad the title wasn't ALOT of morning wood humor. Nice to know he's not a bragger.

Randy Denby
08-10-2007, 11:10 AM
Well I'm just glad the title wasn't ALOT OF wood humor in the morning. Nice to know he's not a bragger.

Gives a whole new meaning to woodworker

Greg Cole
08-10-2007, 12:38 PM
Can you get splinters for "working" with morning wood? :rolleyes: