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David Rose
01-10-2004, 3:41 PM
I found this on every stinkin' one of my machines!

David

> Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of
this one.
>
> It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1950.
>
> Symptoms:
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> 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
>
> 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
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> 3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
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> 4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
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> 5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
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> 6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.
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> 7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND."
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> 8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."
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> IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."

Rob Littleton
01-10-2004, 4:24 PM
hey, 1967 born and I have all of those symptoms.........

David Rose
01-10-2004, 4:38 PM
Sorry Rob. I'll bet it all part of planned obsolescence. :( Something to do with that Gates guy likely... :( Paranoid? Who you callin' paranoid?! :D

David




hey, 1967 born and I have all of those symptoms.........

Jim Becker
01-10-2004, 4:55 PM
hey, 1967 born and I have all of those symptoms.........

Geepers...you're a mere child... :D

Rob Littleton
01-11-2004, 6:19 PM
Geepers...you're a mere child... :D

Mere child but feel like a wreck........

Maybe 3 kids making me old before my time.

If I had hair, it would probably be grey :-)

Rob Glynn
01-12-2004, 4:55 AM
Dave, you need a keyboard with a "Dammit" key. When the virus makes everything go wrong you hit that key. It turns the computer off, opens the fridge, pulls out a beer and opens it for you. Press it half a dozen times and who cares where the emails go?

Ted Shrader
01-12-2004, 11:41 AM
Dave, you need a keyboard with a "Dammit" key. When the virus makes everything go wrong you hit that key. It turns the computer off, opens the fridge, pulls out a beer and opens it for you. Press it half a dozen times and who cares where the emails go?

Rob -

Is the "Dammit" key right beside the "Any" key?

Ted

David Rose
01-12-2004, 6:29 PM
Ted, mine is programmed so that any key *besides* the "any key" is the dammit key. It's all in the timing and key stroke combination. At least they all work for me from time to time. :rolleyes:

David


Rob -

Is the "Dammit" key right beside the "Any" key?

Ted