Rich Engelhardt
02-27-2007, 7:33 AM
Fesstool is God's way of saying "You make too much money".
Whatever tool I need immediately,,is on the other side of the workshop.
If it starts with an "F" - I want it.
If it's yellow or gray - I need it.
Measure twice, cut once, then redo it all because of the of the forgotten saw kerf.
Silly wife - she thinks the garage is for cars.
My tools aren't more expensive, my sawdust pile is just worth more.
Sawdust is a fertility drug for routers.
It's official. I now have more invested in tools than I paid for my first house.
Pine smells good.
A forstner bit,, a big forstner bit,,in a drill press is therapeutic.
Using a big forstner bit on a piece of pine = wonderful smell & you feel good too.
I have 5 tools that I have no idea what they do or are used for, let alone how to use them. MY goal this year is to double that number.
I need a hammer drill. I have no idea why, all I know is I need one.
Whatever I buy, there's always a new an improved way to do it that cost $100 more than I just paid for the old new and improved way to do it.
Draw-r-ing is too a correct way to spell it and it should count double for Scrabble.
(I wonder if Norm can adopt me? Even though I'm 55,, people are always telling me to "grow up")
Cordless tools must be Roy Underhill's worst nightmare.
I'm more dangerous with a power hand planer than a 3 year old with a razor blade.
There's no limit to human greed,,,,or the number of shop cabinets that can be built.
Why buy it when I can build one that's lopsided and only costs 8 times more?
(more to come for sure)
:) ( I should add that this is from a guy that till a year ago had 3 sizes of drill bits - .22, .357 and .45)
Whatever tool I need immediately,,is on the other side of the workshop.
If it starts with an "F" - I want it.
If it's yellow or gray - I need it.
Measure twice, cut once, then redo it all because of the of the forgotten saw kerf.
Silly wife - she thinks the garage is for cars.
My tools aren't more expensive, my sawdust pile is just worth more.
Sawdust is a fertility drug for routers.
It's official. I now have more invested in tools than I paid for my first house.
Pine smells good.
A forstner bit,, a big forstner bit,,in a drill press is therapeutic.
Using a big forstner bit on a piece of pine = wonderful smell & you feel good too.
I have 5 tools that I have no idea what they do or are used for, let alone how to use them. MY goal this year is to double that number.
I need a hammer drill. I have no idea why, all I know is I need one.
Whatever I buy, there's always a new an improved way to do it that cost $100 more than I just paid for the old new and improved way to do it.
Draw-r-ing is too a correct way to spell it and it should count double for Scrabble.
(I wonder if Norm can adopt me? Even though I'm 55,, people are always telling me to "grow up")
Cordless tools must be Roy Underhill's worst nightmare.
I'm more dangerous with a power hand planer than a 3 year old with a razor blade.
There's no limit to human greed,,,,or the number of shop cabinets that can be built.
Why buy it when I can build one that's lopsided and only costs 8 times more?
(more to come for sure)
:) ( I should add that this is from a guy that till a year ago had 3 sizes of drill bits - .22, .357 and .45)