Another dumb question....whats a Mustard?

[Bill Wyko]

What's a mustard? I'm guessing it's a lathe of sort. Pics would be nice please.

[Dario Octaviano]

Powermatic

[Keith Burns]

Depending on who you ask, a Mustard is better than a Mayo.

[Dario Octaviano]

Are you referring to Mayo or Mayo Lite?

I have a mustard ...a great machine but I won't hazard to say it is better than a Mayo.

[Bill Wyko]

I just went to the website for powermatic and they only show 2 lathes. Out of this world price and outta my budget price.:confused: :eek: :mad: Maby someday when I can make a little money on my turnings. And now you've done it! I have to ask another dumb question....Whats a mayo or are you just messin with me?

[Gordon Achterhof]

Powermatic is mustard and mayo is Oneway. Even higher priced than PM.:eek:

[Bernie Weishapl]

Mayo is a Oneway which is Andy's favorite and Mayo lite is a Jet.

[Jim Becker]

And there are other flavors, too...

[Frank Kobilsek]

Bernie
I prefer Miracle Whip in reference to my Jet, Thank you very much.

Frank

Proud Jet 1642 user, yet lusting all these new Mustard units being delivered to my fellow Creekers. Now that its Lent, I think lusting a new machine would violate Commandment # 10. (or is it #9)

[Bill Wyko]

:eek: Sometimes it's fun being the new kid on the block. LMAO:D Does that make my jet mini a mini spini?

[Ken Fitzgerald]

My Jet Mini is Mayo Light........

[Dario Octaviano]

:eek: Sometimes it's fun being the new kid on the block. LMAO:D Does that make my jet mini a mini spini?


Still a Mayo Lite...in sachet LOL (I have one too BTW).

[Travis Hirst]

And there are other flavors, too...

Just curious as to what you would call this color?:rolleyes:

[Bill Wyko]

I figure when I get a bigger lathe I'll use my mayo lite for my beal 3 wheeler.:D

[Dario Octaviano]

Just curious as to what you would call this color?:rolleyes:

Some referred to that as relish...not sure if that counts.

[chris del]

This is a funny thread. You guys are nut cases... I want to become a turner because of it.

Chris

[TYLER WOOD]

I guess my lathe would be grey poupon, cuz it's crappy?????:p
Buffalo lathe, never even found info on it!

[Bill Wyko]

Just curious as to what you would call this color?:rolleyes: Pickles, lettuce or fried green tomatos.:D

[Travis Hirst]

Guess that would mean we almost have a full sandwich here huh>????:)

[Kurt Rosenzweig]

All on a sesame bun!:D

[Mark Pruitt]

Just curious as to what you would call this color?:rolleyes:
Relish!:rolleyes:

[Mark Cothren]

(Insert background music of Beverly Hillbillies theme song)

Come and listen to a story 'bout a turner named Hoy(t)
Poor yankee boy had a lathe that was a toy
Then one day when he was turnin' on a block
Out through the wall went the Mayo's headstock

Gone, that is... dead lathe... scrap metal...

Well the next thing you know ol' Hoyt is in a pickle
Tryin’ to find a lathe, but he’s being mighty fickle
Says he wants “the best” and he needs it here today
So he orders up some Mustard to be delivered right away

Heavy duty, that is… Mustard gold… laaaaathe heaven…


Andy... the first step on the road to recovery is admitting you have a BURNIN' DESIRE FOR SOME MUSTARD, BAY-BEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Travis Hirst]

Now that right theres funny:D :D

[Travis Stinson]

:D






http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/tstin27/1234/DSC02494a1a.jpg

[Bill Wyko]

You guys are killin me:D :D :D :D

[Keith Burns]

Well while you guys set back and argue over mustard and mayo, I'll just go to the shop and smile while turning on my 16" delta.:p

[Brian Myers]

Then what the heck is Palmgren blue????

[Doug Shepard]

Just curious as to what you would call this color?:rolleyes:

Refrigerator science experiment. I just checked my fridge and the color is spot on.

[Ken Fitzgerald]

This is a funny thread. You guys are nut cases... I want to become a turner because of it.

Chris

First requirement...be a nut case..2nd requirement....start building your sandwich!:eek: :rolleyes: :D

[Belinda Barfield]

Mark Cothren, you are a dream! I always turn to the Turners Forum for entertainment, and you guys really deliver. I am going to have this song going around in my head for days! I hope some day to actually meet some, or all, of you in person. Keep up the beautiful work. Talent is a treasure. It must be wonderful to have a hobby/job that is so satisfying, and I am sure on occasion is frustrating. But either way, you are doing something you love. How lucky is that?!

[Brian Brown]

This is guacomole. actually I wish you guys would stop this. You are making me hungry.

[John Hart]

Then what the heck is Palmgren blue????

Like George Carlin said once, "There is no blue food"


....'cept maybe the mold in some cheeses!!;) :D

[Neal Addy]

ROTFL!! Mark, I'm saving that one in my "keep forever" file.

[Andy Hoyt]

One more stanza Arky boy and I'll poof ya but good. :D

[Mark Cothren]

The closing tune from the BHB


Well now its time to say goodbye to Andy's Oneway junk
It throwed a rod and cracked a head and has a clanging clunk
You're all invited back next week to see Andy big and bold
As he saddles up and falls in love with high class Mustard Gold.

Y'all come back now - ya hear?

[Travis Stinson]

Mark Cothren, you are a dream!

Belinda, you sure that's not a nightmare????? :eek:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v684/markfromark/ArkyWeather.jpg

[Seth Poorman]

Ok - What (food) do you call this 1987 PM model 90 its my new lathe
and its gold not mustard ???????????:confused: I dont have it yet , its on its way via freight...!!!:D

[mike fuson]

Mustard is better than custard:D

[Seth Poorman]

Ya Mike but Custard tastes better than mustard...:D

[Christopher K. Hartley]

Like George Carlin said once, "There is no blue food"


....'cept maybe the mold in some cheeses!!;) :DWhat! you never heard of blue cheese? I'm getting close to ordering my "Salt and Pepper".:)

Dang, I missed the second part of your post, sorry!

[John Hart]

Ok - What (food) do you call this 1987 PM model 90 its my new lathe
and its gold not mustard ???????????:confused: I dont have it yet , its on its way via freight...!!!:D

Looks like Toffee Seth!!! I like Toffee.:)

[Mark Pruitt]

Then what the heck is Palmgren blue????
Moonlight Margarita Mix comes to mind.....;)

[Kurt Rosenzweig]

Congrats on the new lathe Seth! Looks like a sweet piece of old iron!

[Ken Fitzgerald]

Like George Carlin said once, "There is no blue food"


....'cept maybe the mold in some cheeses!!;) :D

Poor George...out there on the left coast......has probably never had blueberry jam.........or forgot that he did.......:rolleyes: :D

And it's great on toast......a form of a sandwich!

[Mark Cothren]

Belinda, you sure that's not a nightmare????? :eek:


Aw man... oh well, my lovely wife thinks they look okay... well, at least she's gracious enough to lie and not hurt my fragile feelings...:D

Travis... you don't REALLY want to start a "pictures you wish were never posted" thread, do you??? :eek:

[Belinda Barfield]

Travis,

Thanks for posting the pic! I wouldn't argue with a man's wife. If she is happy, then I am very happy for them both. :D

Mark,

What an intriguing idea!!

[Bill O'Conner]

Travis... you don't REALLY want to start a "pictures you wish were never posted" thread, do you??? :eek:

not sure but thats a hell of a farmers tan and nice chicken legs( almost the color of MAYO) he got going there:)

[Jim Stoppleworth]

New mustard arrived 1/15/07. Old relish is now a permanent Beall station.
Love that mustard and this thread!!!:D

Stoppy

[Ken Fitzgerald]

Ya Mike but Custard tastes better than mustard...:D

Not on hot dogs IMHO.......:rolleyes:


Nice lathe Seth!

[Ed Thomas]

I've a jar of MUSTARD in the fridge. It's FRENCH as in a friend brought it back from France. Lovely stuff on sweet & sour rye with a slice or 2 of Jarlesberg, Dijon based infused with a tart extract of raspberries. Oh ya ... it's very very PINK. :D

[Mark Cothren]

I'd have to be on my third Moxie before I'd eat PINK mustard...:D

[Mark Pruitt]

I bet you could turn Mayo pink with a nice serving of bloodwood...:D

[Ken Fitzgerald]

You Mustard folks are just trying to get Andy's goat.......:D

[Mark Cothren]

If he didn't want us to get his goat, then he shouldn't have let us know where he had it tied up...:D

[Mark Pruitt]

You Mustard folks are just trying to get Andy's goat.......:D
Trying? TRYING???

Heck, we got ourselves a whole mess of goat stew goin' here!:D

[Ed Thomas]

Heck, we got ourselves a whole mess of goat stew goin' here!:D
Got mustard in the gravy?

Funny thing ... went to the local store for some paint to match the General Intr green. Found a very close match. Needed some more so looked at the label and it was called ... GRASS. :D

[Wayne Bitting]

My Turncrafter Pro VS from PSI is red, guess I've got ketchup!

[Bill Wyko]

Who'd a thunk it? Yall made me hungry. I'm eatin lunch.:D

[Daniel Heine]

Hello,

I've got a Maytag at home. Named for Fritz Maytag's famous blue cheese, it's my blue Palmgren lathe. Someday I hope to get a mustard, but for now, my Maytag is just fine!!!!

Happy Eating,
Dan Heine

[Mark Pruitt]

My Turncrafter Pro VS from PSI is red, guess I've got ketchup!
Depends. If you're keeping 'im hot, you got Tabasco!:cool:

[Andy Hoyt]

Awright Cothren - it's gumballs at dawn for you.

[Mark Cothren]

Bring it, Nancy... oh, sorry Nancy... bring it, Alice...:cool:

[mike fuson]

Ya Mike but Custard tastes better than mustard...:D

Custard doesn't taste better than mustard if you love the lathe! Some things you just have to put out of your mind and just get a taste.

[Christopher K. Hartley]

Custard doesn't taste better than mustard if you love the lathe! Some things you just have to put out of your mind and just get a taste.Ok, that's it! I can't stay quiet any longer.
Mustard is for Hot Dogs,
Hot Dogs look like spindles,
Custard is for Christmas Pudding,
Christmas Pudding has the shape of a bowl

Bowl...Spindle, Spindle...Bowl That makes up my mind. Bowls it is!!:D

[Mike Turkley]

I have been lurking here for a while and just had to post to this funny thread.

I'm a mustard owner since Janurary. Feeling the heat yet Andy?:p

It seems that the mustard rules on this forum!:D

Intro is forthcomming.

MikeT

[Jim Underwood]

Mustard is a butt UGLY color on a beautiful machine....

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. I really do hate that color.

I'd rather have black. Or white. Or blue. Or Red. Or the OLD powermatic green...

But then that's why they make spray paint! :D

Whenever I get a PM I'll paint it another color!

[Mark Pruitt]

Mustard is a butt UGLY color on a beautiful machine....

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. I really do hate that color.

I'd rather have black. Or white. Or blue. Or Red. Or the OLD powermatic green...

But then that's why they make spray paint! :D

Whenever I get a PM I'll paint it another color!
I know George will say it when he sees this, but I'm gonna say it first:
BLASPHEMY!!!

[Ken Fitzgerald]

And so........the Mayo and Mustard War continues.........:rolleyes:

[Curt Fuller]

I'm thinking that if any of you ever saddled up this old gray mare it would put this squabble about mayo and mustard to bed. Long live the Oliver dinosaurs!

[Mark Cothren]

Hey Curt, by the look of your wall "decoration" it appears you've been spinnin' some green wood, eh? That is what my shop ceiling looks like...:D

[Bill Wyko]

Well I told you, you all were making me hungry......I put a deposit down on a mayo 1442vs today. Now I can get midevil on some segmenting. Any tricks I need to know? I feel like a kid in a candy store.:D :D :D :D :D

[Keith Cope]

Man, all these colors...I suspect I'll need to choose a paint color very carefully for the old Oliver...

[Mike Langford]

Just curious as to what you would call this color?:rolleyes:

Howzabout....Green Bean - Lima Bean - Pea Soup - Spinach Spinner - Mmmmm, All this food and condiment talk is makin' me hungry!:eek:

[Jim Dunn]

Been gone for just a month and look at all of you ganging up on poor ole Andy.;) Shame on you!:D:D Now pass the mustard and the mayo I'm gonna have a grey-ish (medium well done) hamburger.

[Mark Pruitt]

Well Jim, at least the bench it's sittin' on approaches the "right" color!:D

[Ken Fitzgerald]

Mark....wouldn't Jim's be GREY POUPON?