Mustard or Mayo

[Frank Kobilsek]

I just realized I don't know what I'm talking about. If the Powermatic of my dreams is 'Mustard' is my current Jet 1642 'Mayo' or is Mayo a Oneway. I also thought that maybe the Oneway cult members may be offended by our refering to thier machines as a condiment.

Just an end of the day brain dead wonder.

Frank

[Ed Scolforo]

Your Jet may be referred to as "Mayo Lite". There are other colors out there, ie., Battleship Grey, (Go Navy!) in a Nova DVR, but I really can't come up with a suitable representative condiment to match. Any suggestions?
Ed

[Christopher K. Hartley]

Frank you have to be a Jet owner to appreciate Mayo Lite. Just don't say it too loud around guys like Andy who have the "Big Boy of Mayo". They probably won't let us live it down. I join you in your claim to Mayo...lite.:)

[Brian McInturff]

Geez, what does that make a Stubby. Can't think of and probably don't want if there was, a black condiment.

[Harvey Brooks, Victoria, BC]

That makes a Stubby the best lathe available. - caviar

[Corey Hallagan]

Go for the Relish....... General :)

Corey

[Greg Savage]

That makes a Stubby the best lathe available. - caviar

Caviar?......Rabbit "pellets" come to mind!!!!!! Sorry....Not a condiment. I couldn't restist.

[Joe Mioux]

Geez, what does that make a Stubby. Can't think of and probably don't want if there was, a black condiment.

......Hummus?........

[Lee DeRaud]

Geez, what does that make a Stubby. Can't think of and probably don't want if there was, a black condiment.Soy sauce. :D

[Brian McInturff]

i guess I shoul've thought more about it. Of course it has to be Pepper. Everyone likes pepper.

[Jim Becker]

And then there is hammered gray...or "pepper" as Brian eludes to...I love my Stubbalina!!

[Nancy Laird]

How about mustard and relish - Woodtek?????

[Curt Fuller]

I'm thinking that the Jet wood really be Mustard Light. Isn't Jet and Powermatic both made by the WMH Tool Group, or at least imported by them?

And what would you call my old battleship gray Oliver?

[Andy Hoyt]

Oneways and Jets are indeed both Mayo.

but............

Oneway is to Jet much like Hellman's is to Kraft Miracle Whip.:D

For further reading on the matter, don't forget Kurt R's favorite thread (http://www.sawmillcreek.org/showthread.php?t=37745).

[Gary DeWitt]

I'll second Corey's relish for the General. Now all we need to do is get them all in the same room and start cooking up some hot dogs and burgers!

[Kurt Rosenzweig]

Oneway = Mayo
Powermatic=Mustard
Stubby=A-1
DVR=Gray Poupon
General=Relish
Jet=Miracle Whip!

Sheees! I thought everyone knew that! Come on guys! Get with the program! Time to restore are avatars again!:D

[Rusty Smith]

Hmmmm...
I guess that makes my little Turncraft mini Blueberry Jam.;) :D

[Frank Fusco]

Somtimes they brag on the 'green' tools. Thought for a long time they were singing praises of Grizzly, but they ain't. :rolleyes:

[Christopher Hunter]

YEA-- US GRIZZLY BOYS MUST STICK TOGETHER
I mean nobody cares for the guys with the cheapest lathes anymore --
it's like we don't exist--
I just want people to like us just for who we are not for the color of our lathe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL

--Chris

[Jim Becker]

Pickel Rellish, Chris?? :D :D :D

[John Hart]

My grey Craftsman has been sitting in a humid room for 2 months and has a bad case of rust that I have to clean up...sorta like someone poured ketchup on it.:eek: Or is it Catsup?:confused:

[Frank Fusco]

YEA-- US GRIZZLY BOYS MUST STICK TOGETHER
I mean nobody cares for the guys with the cheapest lathes anymore --
it's like we don't exist--
I just want people to like us just for who we are not for the color of our lathe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL

--Chris

It ain't easy being green. :D Sorry, somtimes I can't control myself. :o
Maybe there should be a separate forum here for us with humble budgets who own, and like, Grizzly machines. :rolleyes:

[Bill Simpson]

If the Oneway is considered Mayo, perhaps Jet could be called Miricle Whip as it can make a nice piece or two without the fat that Mayo requires.

[Jim Bell]

Gray Poupon? But of Course!
Jim