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Joe Suelter
10-16-2003, 2:54 PM
Got this in an E-mail today, kinda interesting. Ken should like this one.


If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original

$1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.


If you had bought $1,000..00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the
stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for
the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my
current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is my
new retirement program, I call it my 401-Keg program