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Scott Loven
08-30-2006, 12:33 PM
For only $19.95*(4 installment payments of$19.95 + $9.95SH) you can be the lucky owner of this rare sheet of 15 self-adhesive tool desire indicators. All you have to do to use them is to strategically place them next to the object of desire in your favorite woodworking catalog, and let your significant other, SMC buddy, or child know what they are for. No longer will you receive yet another tie, snow shovel, or coffee mug for your birthday or Christmas gift. Think of it; for a small investment up-front you can receive that saw-stop table saw, that 8 inch jointer, or that 20 inch planner that you have been wishing for. Miss out on all those great deals on Bessy clamps? Nows your chance! Act in the next 3 days and receive a free finely crafted resin drill-bit size indication device at no additional cost!

http://www.vmtw.com/shop/sawface.jpg






"Its a joke son, its a joke!
Scott

Travis White
08-30-2006, 12:42 PM
I'll take it!

Bob Noles
08-30-2006, 12:57 PM
PM sent :)

Bruce Shiverdecker
08-30-2006, 2:23 PM
If you run out, Scott, let me know. I have several sets that I might part with................................. for the right price. Vink, Vink.

Ken Alcott
08-30-2006, 2:35 PM
I could use a "finely crafted resin drill-bit size indication device"!! ;)

I just have a cheap plastic one...:p

Scott Loven
08-30-2006, 4:03 PM
I could use a "finely crafted resin drill-bit size indication device"!! ;)

I just have a cheap plastic one...:p
Is yours First edition white or the limited edition ebony colored model?
Scott

Syd Lorandeau
08-30-2006, 8:16 PM
Scott,
No time to waste I am sending a check for the complete $110.00 as I do not want to miss out on this deal. I already have nine of the size checkes but if you do not try them all how can you be sure you are right.
Syd

Bruce Shiverdecker
08-30-2006, 9:52 PM
Mine remind me of a song......................."Ebony and Ivory." Several of each. Would consider selling them to a GOOD home who promises NOT TO SEPARATE. I don't thing they would survive alone!

Bruce

Randal Stevenson
08-31-2006, 10:17 AM
Placing these in magazines? Come on, you mean you get away with keeping tool porn around the house?:D

Scott Loven
08-31-2006, 12:46 PM
OK, how about sticking them in the Better Homes and Gardens magazine next to that great looking kitchen/bed room/living room makeover article with a comment in the margin like, "If I only had that table saw", or $40,000 for new Kitchen cabinets!!!! I could buy $20,000 worth of tools and materials, have money for that new bass boat, and still have $10,000 left for the rest of the kitchen.

Bruce Shiverdecker
08-31-2006, 7:30 PM
Works for ME, Scott!

Bruce