Mark Pruitt
07-17-2006, 5:38 PM
Remember a certain Andy Williams song that gets played out the whazoo every Christmas season? WELL....with the heat settling in as it is in so many places, my twisted mind got busy over the weekend while I was in my shop, and here is what I came up with. Hope this doesn't offend anyone!!! All in good fun.....
It's the most miserable time of the year,
'Cause it's hotter than hell
with dry spell after spell
and there's too many deer
It's the most miserable time of the year,
It's the crap, crappiest season of all,
'cause the temperature's high,
when I'm outside I fry
and I can't wait 'till Fall,
It's the crap, crappiest season of all,
I spent Springtime out planting
Now I'm inside ranting
The flowers are never in bloom,
They were eat'n by a critter
If I ever get 'er
That deer will will hear my gun go Boom!
It's the most miserable time of the year,
Four weeks into this season
now I know the reason
why stores sell cold beer
It's the most miserable time,
Oh the most miserable time,
Oh the most miserable time of the year..........
Mark Pruitt
7/16/06
It's the most miserable time of the year,
'Cause it's hotter than hell
with dry spell after spell
and there's too many deer
It's the most miserable time of the year,
It's the crap, crappiest season of all,
'cause the temperature's high,
when I'm outside I fry
and I can't wait 'till Fall,
It's the crap, crappiest season of all,
I spent Springtime out planting
Now I'm inside ranting
The flowers are never in bloom,
They were eat'n by a critter
If I ever get 'er
That deer will will hear my gun go Boom!
It's the most miserable time of the year,
Four weeks into this season
now I know the reason
why stores sell cold beer
It's the most miserable time,
Oh the most miserable time,
Oh the most miserable time of the year..........
Mark Pruitt
7/16/06