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Mark Pruitt
07-17-2006, 5:38 PM
Remember a certain Andy Williams song that gets played out the whazoo every Christmas season? WELL....with the heat settling in as it is in so many places, my twisted mind got busy over the weekend while I was in my shop, and here is what I came up with. Hope this doesn't offend anyone!!! All in good fun.....


It's the most miserable time of the year,
'Cause it's hotter than hell
with dry spell after spell
and there's too many deer
It's the most miserable time of the year,

It's the crap, crappiest season of all,
'cause the temperature's high,
when I'm outside I fry
and I can't wait 'till Fall,
It's the crap, crappiest season of all,

I spent Springtime out planting
Now I'm inside ranting
The flowers are never in bloom,
They were eat'n by a critter
If I ever get 'er
That deer will will hear my gun go Boom!

It's the most miserable time of the year,
Four weeks into this season
now I know the reason
why stores sell cold beer
It's the most miserable time,
Oh the most miserable time,
Oh the most miserable time of the year..........

Mark Pruitt
7/16/06

Lee DeRaud
07-17-2006, 5:44 PM
I like it. :cool:

I don't hear it at Christmas that much anymore, but it also shows up on Staples TV ads around 'back to school' time. :p

Randy Moore
07-17-2006, 5:59 PM
:eek: :rolleyes: :cool: :) :D
ROFLMAO

I like it

Wes Bischel
07-17-2006, 8:05 PM
I like it - had a good laugh - which made me sweat even more!:eek:

Wes

Bob Childress
07-19-2006, 7:54 AM
Mark,

Too clever! Near perfect scanning. I could sing right along (and did).

:D :D :D :D :D

Okay, now i'm wandering around the house singing your d*%& song. :eek:

Curses!

Lee DeRaud
07-19-2006, 10:45 AM
Okay, now i'm wandering around the house singing your d*%& song. :eek:

Curses!Could be worse...could be a lot worse: Andy Hoyt did a parody of "Another One Bites The Dust" over on the turners' forum a day or two ago. :eek: :cool: :p

Aaron Koehl
07-19-2006, 12:00 PM
Good stuff Mark!

Andy Hoyt
07-19-2006, 12:47 PM
Could be worse...could be a lot worse: Andy Hoyt did a parody of "Another One Bites The Dust" over on the turners' forum a day or two ago. :eek: :cool: :p Hey Now!:mad:

Oh, wait. You're right, that did kinda stink.:D

Lee DeRaud
07-19-2006, 2:04 PM
Hey Now!:mad:

Oh, wait. You're right, that did kinda stink.:DActually your lyrics weren't that bad, it's just that I really didn't need that melody running through my head all day. :eek:

Mark Pruitt
07-19-2006, 2:54 PM
Indeed it could be a lot worse! Since I fabricated it a few days ago, how many times do you reckon that stupid song has been playing in MY head?:eek: The good part of it is, I get so sick of hearing that song played ad nauseum every Christmas season but now I have an antidote!:D
Glad y'all enjoyed it.:)

Karl Laustrup
07-19-2006, 6:24 PM
I like it. It fits the bill pretty good right now. As far as getting it stuck in your head, well how about......




"It's a Small World After All,
It's a Small World After All."


Hey, now you can go between the two. :D :D :p

Karl

Lee DeRaud
07-19-2006, 6:28 PM
As far as getting it stuck in your head, well how about......
"It's a Small World After All,
It's a Small World After All."Well, that confirms something I have long suspected:
CHEESEHEADS ARE EVIL!!!