Caption Contest for fun?

[Mark Cothren]

How about some creative suggestions for a caption on this shot of (L to R) Travis Stinson, Big Mike Stafford, and Jim Ketron. Keep it clean and somewhat ;) turning related.

No prize other than hopefully a few chuckles...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v684/markfromark/TravMikeJim.jpg

[Andy Hoyt]

That's way too easy
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[Dennis Peacock]

My caption for fun?

Now Travis...if you could turn as good as Jim does? Then.......

:p :D :D

[Rob Bourgeois]

"Do they make these blue shirts in my size."

"Travis..We know you are a electrician but dont you think trying to eat that light is a little bit much."

"Look over there Rob is eating again"

[Steve Hayes]

"This guy proves my theory. Buffing your work with your head does make your hair fall out."

[Steve Hayes]

"To much Viagra and your hair falls right out, see!!"

[Steve Hayes]

"Shhh!! The bald guys finger is stuck, turn the lathe on"

[Stu Ablett in Tokyo Japan]

"Jim, pull my finger, I dare ya! :eek:

[Mark Cothren]

"Jim, pull my finger, I dare ya! :eek:

I *knew* that one was coming.... :D

[Ken Fitzgerald]

"No Travis......it's Jim's turn to use the lathe":D

[Jack Riley]

"Finger to finger, finger to shirt, finger to bowl, what do you mean you don't have any CA solvent!

[Rob Bourgeois]

I *knew* that one was coming.... :D
But if he only knew how true that was...:eek:

[Rob Bourgeois]

"Travis....I will hold Jim still. You take the castration band from the laser and..."


JIM ":eek:"

[Tyler Howell]

I told you it was his turn to wear the blue smock! End of discussion

[Ken Fitzgerald]

"Dennis is over there..........We don't want him to see how this is done"

[Lee DeRaud]

"I think I see your problem: the headstock is at that end." :D :p :cool:

[Steve Hayes]

"He only does flatwork, he thinks this is a new type of tablesaw"

[John M. Cioffi]

OK, You had your turn, so...who's turn is it?:confused:

[Karl Laustrup]

"How come I didn't get the memo about wearing a blue shirt." "Nobody ever tells me anything."

Karl

[Ken Fitzgerald]

"Don't look up......don't bust out laughing.......the guy over there..to the left......behind Jim....he thinks he's a turner!"

[Chris Barton]

Larry, Curly and Moe...:)

[Andy Hoyt]

Almost Chris. But the Stooges are about to surface elsewhere.

[Mark Cothren]

Larry, Curly and Moe...:)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v684/markfromark/ThreeStooges.jpg

[Andy Hoyt]

Hey Mark. Nice timing on that.

[Ken Fitzgerald]

See what happens.....if you're not present to defend youself......:D

[Mark Cothren]

Hey Mark. Nice timing on that.

Yessir... thanks for the assist... :D

[Mike Ramsey]

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Ok Jim, you blow the dust away while I sand....

[Quinn McCarthy]

"He did it!"

[Bart Leetch]

The overhead light is pretty bright in here. I didn't do it its his fault. I knew it, he's the only one crazy enough to have Fez with a propeller on top. I hope he doesn't put his Fez on if he does we'll have to turn the rest of the lights on & then we won't have enough power to run the lathe.

[Mike Vickery]

" We will used something called a "LASER""

The line works better if you use your best Dr. Evil voice.

[Henry C. Gernhardt, III]

"You push the pointy end that way, right?"

[Mark Cothren]

" We will used something called a "LASER""

The line works better if you use your best Dr. Evil voice.


Funny... :D :D :D

[Dennis Peacock]

"If he tells me how to do one-more-thing? You smack him one and take care of my lite work for me, ok?".

[John Timberlake]

"He's the one who put the cannon ball in there in the first place"

[Rob Bourgeois]

"Jim Dont get the fostner bit stuck again. " True story.:p

[Bruce Shiverdecker]

"What do you mean............... He made a Hollow Form.............................?

I said Platter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bruce

[Michael Cody]

Who get's to go next - Eniy, meenie, minie mo?

[Michael Stafford]

The actual conversation went something like this...

"Big Mike, you have to hold the D-handle end and slide it around to steer the cutter inside the hole in the piece of wood," said Travis.

Jim, "This is the hole we are talking about".

"And why do you do this to pieces of wood when they could be a box or an ort?", queried Big Mike.

"The cutter does most of the work but periodically you have to stop and clear out the wood chips," Travis explains.

"I don't stick my finger in holes if I can't see what'sn them" replies Big Mike.

"Look, Big Mike, I have my finger in the hole and nothing is hurting me," says Jim.

"Jim, you go ahead and with one hand keep your finger in the hole and pull my finger with the other hand. Travis, I recommend you head for the hills." Big Mike warns....:p

[Ernie Nyvall]

Big Mike and Travis: Don't touch it!!!

Jim: I'm tooouuuuching iiiiiiiit.


Ernie

[Andy Hoyt]

"Look Trav. Ya gotta turn the latherizer off before you use your index finger as a depth gauge. That's why you now have a boo boo. See? Jim's doing it right."

[John Shuk]

You look like a baby. Get in my belly!

[Corey Hallagan]

Big Mike says..... "Now Gomez.... it's Uncle Festers turn"!

Corey

[Michael Stafford]

Big Mike says..... "Now Gomez.... it's Uncle Festers turn"!

Corey


Now that is funny!!!! I never thought of Jimbo as Uncle Fester but now I will never think of him in any other way.....:p :D

[Curt Fuller]

Tres Hombres

or how about

"The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly"

in no particular order.

[Corey Hallagan]

Now that is funny!!!! I never thought of Jimbo as Uncle Fester but now I will never think of him in any other way.....:p :D

Jim.... I am sooo sorry :D

Corey

[Ben Grunow]

Nobody is saying anything.

Mike has a bat hanging in the cave (think about it) that Jim has noticed and is worried that it might fall so he has covered the wood to keep it clean.

Jim is trying to show Travis what he's worried about without saying anything that might embarrass Mike and Mike is raising his finger to very slowly remove the problem in hope that no one will notice while Travis tries to figure out what's going on.

(sorry guys-that's what came to mind)

[Mark Cothren]

Nobody is saying anything.

Mike has a bat hanging in the cave (think about it) that Jim has noticed and is worried that it might fall so he has covered the wood to keep it clean.

Jim is trying to show Travis what he's worried about without saying anything that might embarrass Mike and Mike is raising his finger to very slowly remove the problem in hope that no one will notice while Travis tries to figure out what's going on.

(sorry guys-that's what came to mind)


Uhh... okay... :D :D :D

[Barry Stratton]

How about some creative suggestions for a caption on this shot of (L to R) Travis Stinson, Big Mike Stafford, and Jim Ketron. Keep it clean and somewhat ;) turning related.

No prize other than hopefully a few chuckles...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v684/markfromark/TravMikeJim.jpg

The guy with the glove is going to do what??????????