Joe Pelonio
06-09-2006, 7:09 PM
My Mom & Stepfather just were here, in town for my youngest son's graduation tonight. Don told me this story: A guy is caught by the game warden with a cooler full of live fish, and asks for his fishing license. He
replies "ain't got one. Didn't catch these, they are my trained pet fish."
The warden asks him to explain. He says "I bring them down to the lake once in a while for exercise, after half an hour I whistle and they jump back into the cooler."
So the warden says he has to see that. So the guy dumps the fish into the lake, and they wait. After half an hour the warden looks at his watch and asks "so where's those fish?"
The guy replies "What Fish?":eek:
replies "ain't got one. Didn't catch these, they are my trained pet fish."
The warden asks him to explain. He says "I bring them down to the lake once in a while for exercise, after half an hour I whistle and they jump back into the cooler."
So the warden says he has to see that. So the guy dumps the fish into the lake, and they wait. After half an hour the warden looks at his watch and asks "so where's those fish?"
The guy replies "What Fish?":eek: