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Jerry Olexa
05-31-2006, 11:23 AM
How to install an efficient wireless security system:

> 1) Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of
> men's used work boots, a really big pair.
> 2) Put them outside your front door on top of a
> copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
> 3) Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.
> 4) Leave a note on your front door that says
> something like:
> "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo -
> back in 15 minutes. Don't disturb the Pitbulls,
> they've just been wormed and are mad as hell."

> Wish I had done this @ my cabin before it was robbed:)

Ken Fitzgerald
05-31-2006, 11:27 AM
Might be effective too!

When I was still elk hunting we often went up several weeks early.....set the tents.......cut firewood......split and stacked the firewood..........Never had anything stolen ......yet there are more people in the woods in October than any other time of the year.....One of the reasons..........You know, for a fact, everyone in the woods at that time of the year is armed and you don't know where they are!

Curt Harms
05-31-2006, 11:32 AM
Might be effective too!

When I was still elk hunting we often went up several weeks early.....set the tents.......cut firewood......split and stacked the firewood..........Never had anything stolen ......yet there are more people in the woods in October than any other time of the year.....One of the reasons..........You know, for a fact, everyone in the woods at that time of the year is armed and you don't know where they are!

I doubt that reasoning would be approved of in some quarters(mostly on the coasts), but it seems to have worked;)

Curt