I think I'm gonna be sick

[John Hart]

All the boxes for the move have replaced all my storage space. Here is the result. All these turning blanks are being thrown out. Some of them have already cracked but there's lots that haven't. I just don't have the time or the space...so since I can't do anything with them I gotta haul them away or burn.:(

I put a 4 foot drywall square in there for scale

[Travis Stinson]

Awww.............man.:(

[Keith Burns]

Aw, man.....................:(

[Mark Cothren]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, man...:(

[Ernie Nyvall]

Awwww.........man.......:(

[Chuck Beland]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww Crap !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jim Ketron]

Just throw a tarp over them and see what is left of them when you move?
Thats a bummer John!

[Ernie Nyvall]

Just throw a tarp over them and see what is left of them when you move?
Thats a bummer John!


Yea, and maybe you'll have some nice spalted stuff when you're ready to get it.

Ernie

[Don Baer]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw. ..man.

[Lee DeRaud]

Well, hey, that settles it: the move is off. :cool:

[Joe Tonich]

AWWWWWWWW MAAAAAAAAANNNNNN, wish I had some room to store em for ya john. :(

[John Hart]

:D :D You guys are killing me!:D

Ok...I took your advice and threw a tarp over it as best I could. We'll see how they look when it's time to go. (I'm not completely stubborn!):)
On the up-side...we're moving to the place where all this wood came from. I'll be right on top of the source!

[Don Orr]

Wow John, that's a shame. Wish I was closer to help you out.
What about that "other" guy named Hart from Ohio that posts sometimes. Maybe he or other locals could help relieve your misery. Or a local turning club. Or the new blank exchange in the other post. Or SOMETHING! Anybody out there that can help ?
There's GOTTA be a way to rescue that wood!


I'm NOT addicted- I'm NOT! :eek:

[Christopher K. Hartley]

Remember what you said to me? No Tears! Wanna Bet!!:(

[Matt Meiser]

If only I had a lathe. Oh wait....

[Corey Hallagan]

On the up-side...we're moving to the place where all this wood came from. I'll be right on top of the source!

I wish I was your neighbor in that case :D

Corey

[Jim Dunn]

Awwwwww what everybody else said! Hope some of it is rescued by the turning police there in Cleveland. There's got to be a turners society somewhere close by?

[Steve Ash]

John, I'll give you my address...you can send them over here, I'll watch over them for you. :rolleyes:

[Barry Stratton]

Geez John.........bummer.......maybe Tyler wants them.......think how many Freedom pens he could make.......

Is wood so plentiful around that part of America that you can't give it away locally??? That'd be worth THOUSANDS up here!

[George Conklin]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

That just ain't right!!!!!!!

[Raymond Overman]

Well dag nab it...

John, I store all my wood outside in log form. I have also found that Dollar Store 30 gallon trash cans make good storage bins for sawn blanks. The thin $8 ones. They keep the moisture content sealed in pretty well, are cheap, are easy to move, and you can keep them outside. With my little shop they make for great storage. The only thing is, you can't tell your woodturning buddies or they'll make off with your trash cans.

[Dennis Peacock]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

[Bob Noles]

John....

Box it up and bomb someone with it :eek:

ahhhhhhhh mannnnnnnnnnn :)

[Stu Ablett in Tokyo Japan]

Shoot, that sucks.:mad:

[Ken Fitzgerald]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaw Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

[Doug Thompson]

Terrible news to lose so many blanks... the wood can be replaced but the countless hours of work cannot!!!

[Rob Bourgeois]

I may have to do the same thing if I move ...or rent a storage building like I did last time.... :(

[Andy Hoyt]

Resistance is futile. Must not wonder what would happen if... Wow, this is hard to do... Ah nut's the hell with it.

aaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn:D

[Mike Ramsey]

aawwwwwww man! John, that's blasphemous!!

[Chris Barton]

Inexpensive metal storage building at your new place???:o

[John Hart]

Thanks for all the great suggestions!! Maybe this tarp thing will buy me some time. The weather is pretty mild right now and everything is anchorsealed. If I had the time, I'd just pack it all up and ship it one box at a time to y'all. But, my hands are tied for now. Thanks again...We'll see.;)

[George Conklin]

If I had the time, I'd just pack it all up and ship it one box at a time to y'all.

You'd also need to be Bill Gates. Talk about a small fortune in shipping costs.
Aye Carrumba!!!

[Frank Chaffee]

Is this not obviously a subterfuge by Mr. Hart to recruit helpers for his move?

Frank

[Ken Fitzgerald]

Frank.........You must not know John! He is NOT subtle!:D But he and his children love palominos!:D :D

[Frank Chaffee]

Frank.........You must not know John! He is NOT subtle!:D But he and his children love palominos!:D :D
Ken,
I think that you resemble that remark right now too!;)

[Barry Stratton]

I'm imaginarily working as hard as possible to help John. Already made three imaginary round trips in the Super Duty hauling those blanks to your new place.:D These imaginary gas prices are killing me;)

Also, I just finished a beautiful imaginary ambrosia maple HF from that imaginary box of imaginary blanks you sent:D :D Imaginary photo attached.:D

[Ken Fitzgerald]

Frank........Just for the record........with my current crop of decreasing WHITE hair........I look more like the Lone Ranger's "Silver" than Roy Roger's "Trigger":rolleyes: and neither of them were overweight Clydesdales!

[John Hart]

Barry...I just gotta say...It's great having imaginary friends!!! Thanks!!:)


Oh....here's something to ponder:

Math:
11 + 2 = 12 + 1

Anagrams:
eleven plus two = twelve plus one

[Mike Ramsey]

Oh....here's something to ponder:
Math:
11 + 2 = 12 + 1
Anagrams:
eleven plus two = twelve plus one

Well....it's obvious you haven't packed the Lacquer yet! :rolleyes: .

[Ernie Nyvall]

Barry...I just gotta say...It's great having imaginary friends!!! Thanks!!:)


Oh....here's something to ponder:

Math:
11 + 2 = 12 + 1

Anagrams:
eleven plus two = twelve plus one


Theoretically speaking of course.

Ernie

[John Hart]

Ok...I took another wiff of lacquer...and decided to give them all to you: (hic):o :)

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER



THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE



THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS



SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME



ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY



ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LETS RECOUNT



SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS... NO MORE Zs

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE