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Byron Trantham
08-31-2003, 12:32 PM
My wife wants to make some T Shirts with wood working quotes embroidered on them. "Measure Once, Curse Twice" "Warped Wood Sucks", etc. She is looking for additional quotes. She tells me that if you want to, you can email her directly at pattitrantham@adelphia.net. If yo do please include "T Shirt Quotes" in the Subject line so she knows it you guys.

Thanks

Todd Burch
08-31-2003, 4:08 PM
I cut it twice and it's still too short.

Byron Trantham
08-31-2003, 5:00 PM
I cut it twice and it's still too short.

Thanks. That's one I forgot, having never cut anything too short :D

Doug Jones
08-31-2003, 5:03 PM
"Woodworking, it's not a hobby, it's an addiction"

or

"Woodworking, it's not a hobby, it's a way of life"

Byron Trantham
08-31-2003, 5:09 PM
"Woodworking, it's not a hobby, it's an addiction"

or

"Woodworking, it's not a hobby, it's a way of life"
Ah! our collection growing. Thanks for your contribution.

Kevin Gerstenecker
08-31-2003, 7:55 PM
..............."Got Wood?" It sure worked for the Milk Producer Promotion a few years ago............"Got Milk?" :D

Jim Becker
08-31-2003, 8:10 PM
..............."Got Wood?" It sure worked for the Milk Producer Promotion a few years ago............"Got Milk?" :D


LOL! But it might be mis-interpreted by some folks...

Kevin Gerstenecker
08-31-2003, 8:55 PM
I just KNEW someone was going to go THERE! I sure didn't think it would be you Jim.................you look SO innocent. :p
NASTYBOY! :D

Jim Becker
08-31-2003, 9:37 PM
I just KNEW someone was going to go THERE! I sure didn't think it would be you Jim.................you look SO innocent. :p
NASTYBOY! :D

Now, "I" wasn't going there. I was pointing out the "somebody" might go there... :rolleyes: While you were wandering through Home Depot or something you'd be safe. But a romp through the mall might be a different matter! :eek:

John Miliunas
08-31-2003, 10:51 PM
"*REAL* men measure once, cut once. Then they head back to the lumberyard." :rolleyes: :cool:

"I work to support my woodworking habit." :) :cool:

Kevin Gerstenecker
08-31-2003, 11:27 PM
Now that's FUNNY Jim! :D

Byron Trantham
09-01-2003, 8:50 AM
I just KNEW someone was going to go THERE! I sure didn't think it would be you Jim.................you look SO innocent. :p
NASTYBOY! :D

I've been reading their responses one by one to my wife. When I read this one I KNEW she wouldn't let it go. Read it to her and instantly one eye brow shot up! She told me it would be ok because with the pictures of routers or saws or hammers, etc NO ONE would misunderstand - yea right! :p

Kevin Gerstenecker
09-01-2003, 9:02 AM
How about..........."Woodworkers are TREE-Mendous!" :p

Byron Trantham
09-01-2003, 10:04 AM
How about..........."Woodworkers are TREE-Mendous!" :p
Now that's a quote! Wife loved it.

Dennis Peacock
09-01-2003, 12:17 PM
How about:

Will work for "more" tools!
or
Lumber turns to furniture in my hands!
or
I'm a professional toothpick maker!
or
Every woodworker needs a fireplace!
or
The world is "round" so why do I need a "square".
or
Wood....There ain't nuttin' like it!
or

Why not just put something like this on there:

Woodworking has taught me the fine art of communications:
LOML, SWMBO, TTFN, ROS, RAS, TS, BS, SCMS, DP......(ya know, just list a bunch of our usual acronynms all over the shirt?).

Byron Trantham
09-01-2003, 1:46 PM
How about:

Will work for "more" tools!
or
Lumber turns to furniture in my hands!
or
I'm a professional toothpick maker!
or
Every woodworker needs a fireplace!
or
The world is "round" so why do I need a "square".
or
Wood....There ain't nuttin' like it!
or

Why not just put something like this on there:

Woodworking has taught me the fine art of communications:
LOML, SWMBO, TTFN, ROS, RAS, TS, BS, SCMS, DP......(ya know, just list a bunch of our usual acronynms all over the shirt?).

Dennis, what is TTFN?

Tony Laros
09-01-2003, 1:51 PM
Picture of a chair with 3 legs, or some other goofed up project:

" It's not a mistake, it's a design feature"

Jason Roehl
09-01-2003, 4:38 PM
Dennis, what is TTFN?

Ta Ta For Now.

Jason Roehl
09-01-2003, 4:39 PM
The quote in my .sig file would work, too:

"When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything begins to look like a nail."

Richard McComas
09-01-2003, 7:02 PM
My wife wants to make some T Shirts with wood working quotes embroidered on them. "Measure Once, Curse Twice" "Warped Wood Sucks", etc. She is looking for additional quotes. She tells me that if you want to, you can email her directly at pattitrantham@adelphia.net. If yo do please include "T Shirt Quotes" in the Subject line so she knows it you guys.

Thanks

"WHERE'S THE WOOD" Worked for the beef industry.

Doug Jones
09-01-2003, 9:32 PM
If nail'en it won't work, then screw it.

Brad Schafer
09-02-2003, 8:40 AM
Veni
Vidi
Veneer

Terry Quiram
09-02-2003, 9:43 AM
Turn it, don't burn it.

Glenn Clabo
09-03-2003, 11:53 AM
Something TLOML said when she saw the Lee Valley catalog on the table...
"Woodworking catalog, hide wallet!"

Jerry Solomon
09-09-2003, 9:28 PM
Women love me, trees fear me.

Doug Jones
09-09-2003, 9:55 PM
",,,but honey NORM has one!"

David LaRue
09-10-2003, 1:35 AM
I'm so glad I didn't build my woodshop any bigger

Sure, sweatheart, please feel free to rearrange my shop whenever you'd like!

Honey, I sold all my woodworking tools so you can park your car in the garage again!

If your shop project doesn't turn out, just add a couple groves to it and call it an ashtray - Bill Cosby "Why is There Air" (1965)