Just scraping buy gloat

[Per Swenson]

Well,

I figure if I get my old feller a new toy,

You know one that is hard to use sitting down,

then when he gets up, I can change his password on the computer....

The plot sickens.

For your edification, The Lee Valley Scraping Plane.

Per

[Brett Baldwin]

That's a really nice way to trick him but you could have just burned some paper somewhere in the house, yellled FIRE! and waited in hiding for him to come see what you had lit this time.:D