Shop Thong Tutorial

[Tyler Howell]

Shop Thong Tutorial
After reading some of your replies, comments and jokes, in the context they are given, I detect a lot of confusion in the creek:eek: .
Shop thongs should not be confused with the wearing apparel often seen and restricted to (IMHO) fit members of the the female persuasion.

A shop thong is a multi tasking tool for many household and shop chores.
Please note the many uses.

tool pouch
clamp for glue ups
emergency dust mask
sweat band/bandana.
Let us review:

Shop Thongs are a tool.
Tyler Doesn't wear thongs. Amen!!

[Ken Fitzgerald]

And I'll up it to a giant Hallelujah!

[Mark Rios]

HEEEEYYYYYY!!!....I clicked on this thread by accident. What are you guys doing with my moms underwear? You guys are sick.

















:D

[Joe Mioux]

Tyler please tell me that you do behind the scenes research for
MythBusters?:confused:

Otherwise, ..... I'm just shaking my head and not gonna say anything.


Joe:)

[Karl Laustrup]

ROFLMAO!!!!!


A thong tutorial. What's next?

Karl

[Jim Dunn]

Now I've got another excuse to buy thon---err clamps for my wife.

[John Bailey]

I knew there was a reason to be fearful of opening this thread.

John

[Frank Chaffee]

Allrighty then Tyler,
This is your thread,
Take it where you wish.

And to Creekers who may be disappointed right now, remember that …oh well, never mind.

And to Creekers who may be relieved right now… oh, forget it.

[Erin Raasch]

Ummmm . . . . Tyler . . . why do you have half of a mannequin in your shop? :confused:

Erin

[Frank Chaffee]

Ummmm . . . . Tyler . . . why do you have half of a mannequin in your shop? :confused:

Erin
…And sir,
Tyler our esteemed friend,
Please don’t tell us where… well never mind…
Frank

[Cecil Arnold]

Well Tyler, you surely generated more questions than answers. Do we really want to know . . .

[Bruce Page]

Man! I'm sure glad you set the record straight!!
LOL!

[Vaughn McMillan]

Tyler, you're a sick and twisted individual.

I admire that in a person. :)

- Vaughn

[Stu Ablett in Tokyo Japan]

There are just so, so many things wrong with this picture...... :eek:

Tyler, you crack me up!!

:D:D

[Barry Stratton]

Okay, I just blew a perfectly good Budweiser on my computer........and he thinks TURNERS are a strange bunch??????????

Please remind me to never, ever do flatwork again.........

That is priceless..... Are those thongs from Grizzly??????

[Stu Ablett in Tokyo Japan]

Okay, I just blew a perfectly good Budweiser on my computer........and he thinks TURNERS are a strange bunch??????????

Please remind me to never, ever do flatwork again.........

That is priceless..... Are those thongs from Grizzly??????

Nope, they'd be GREEN if they were..... :D

[Glenn Clabo]

"mannequin in your shop?"
More importantly...why does he have 3 thongs if he doesn't wear them. Maybe we should check the local newspapers to see if the ladies in the area are missing something from their clothelines?

[John Shuk]

Great now I have this mental picture to look forward to all day!

[Andy Hoyt]

The end of an era.

Ty - Thank god that the summer fashion shows will soon be upon us. With luck you should be able to find a camisole or bustier.

[Ed Lang]

So Tyler, lets see your clamp rack?

:eek:

[Michael Stafford]

I cannot....I will not....I will resist....I must not....I.....................

[Steve Clardy]

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ken Fitzgerald]

BTW.....I'm going to suggest that this thread NOT BE MADE into an ARTICLE!:eek: :D

[Don Abele]

I just choked on my coffee as I read this at work. Several crew members came to my door to see if I was alright after hearing me choke then bust into hysterical laughter.

BTW Tyler - I really don't want to take any CPR classes using your mannequin after seeing that first picture :eek:

Thanks for the morning humor.

Be well,

Doc

[Mike Wilkins]

Somewhere in MN there is a mannequin looking for his legs. He will be really
teed-off to know what his upper half is currently being used for.
Personally, I would be spooked if there was a silent half a person looking at me while working in my shop. Creepy.

[Doug Shepard]

:eek: Be afraid. Be very very afraid.:eek:
The T-Man's coming children - wearing his thongy - errrr toolpouch - errr skip that.
Just hide under the bed and pray you don't see him cuz it wont be pretty and you'll never sleep again.

PLEEEZ - Dont show us no pics modeling yer tool thongy.:D

[Michael Stafford]

Somewhere in MN there is a mannequin looking for his legs.

The mannequin is the least of the problems here. Some woman is probably going out to the clothesline wondering where her underwear is....

Clamp rack is just too good to pass up. I could address that in so many ways but I will just leave it alone......................................

[Lee DeRaud]

Upon further review, I don't think Tyler needs to get a lathe:
he already has his own private vortex.

Maybe not quite as private as we'd like it to be, but so it goes.

[Scott Donley]

don't know Tyler, reminds me of the story about the guy who's wife found a pair of women's undies in his car. To fix what was about to become a huge problem he told her HE liked wearing them and was to embarrassed to tell her. Thinking he was in the clear he went to work. That night when he came home he found that his wife had thrown out all his shorts and replaced them with new frilly undies. To this day he still has no guy underwear. Couldn't be your wife came in your shop one day while you were out :) :)

[Don Baer]

You guys are all warped. thats why I like comming here.

:D

[Steve Ash]

Somethin just ain't right here.....


But it sure made me chuckle.

[Bob Swenson]

Tyler -- Have you been able to get out on weekends:confused:

[Pete Harbin]

Now are those the Bessy thongs, or those new Jet thongs?

Pete

[Steve Clardy]

Laughed this morning over this. Just got back from checking on the guys doing some stair stringers for me on a job I bid.
I'm still laughing.:D :D :D

[Jerry Clark]

Wow Tyler, those colors are so cool! LOL:D

[Jerry Olexa]

Wow...A little over the edge...I'm afraid to comment...All in good, clean fun I'm sure.

[Randy Moore]

You guys are all warped. thats why I like comming here.

:D

Yup, You never know what you're going to read or see---------God I hope it ain't Tyler in one of his pink thongs...:o :eek: ..........SHUDDDDDDDER.

Lots of good woodworking here, good people and lots of ROFLOL.:D :)

Randy

[Dale Thompson]

Hey Howl,
I think that these folks are making FUN with you. Know they not that the world is changing and someday ALL humans will look as neat in thongs as you and I look! :cool: I think that we were both born at least 10,000 years too soon! :) :)

Dale T.

[Michael Gibbons]

Thats what everyone needs in their shop, a test dummy mannequine to test your kevlar thongs for shrapnel penetration when you hit a nail with your new Forrest WWII blade.:)

[Joe Unni]

:o :( :confused: :o :( :confused: :o :( :confused:

:eek:

-joe

[Joe Pelonio]

Ummmm . . . . Tyler . . . why do you have half of a mannequin in your shop? :confused:

Erin
I don't know why I just discovered this thread, but it sure made me laugh. And wonder why the mannequin? Reminded me of when I was a kid and learned bondo and fiberglass (auto body work) and spray painting working part time for a guy that repaired them. You'd be surprised how often the females tip and fall forward and then need a boob job.:p

[Mark Rios]

Wow...A little over the edge...I'm afraid to comment...All in good, clean fun I'm sure.



Well,........I HOPE they're clean.

[Keith Christopher]

In that first pic it looks like the perfect dust mask, one that wouldn't fog up your glasses. But looks a little to sheer to stop many particles. LOL.

Tyler, I'm really not quite sure what to say LOL.

I can see it now, Tyler in the lingerie dept.

Tyler: I'd like these three thongs.
sales: Sure sir, Oh these are lovely your wife will like them.
Tyler: Umm, no they're for a woodworking project.
sales: *boggle* :confused:

[Tyler Howell]

In that first pic it looks like the perfect dust mask, one that wouldn't fog up your glasses. But looks a little to sheer to stop many particles. LOL.

Tyler, I'm really not quite sure what to say LOL.

I can see it now, Tyler in the lingerie dept.

Tyler: I'd like these three thongs.
sales: Sure sir, Oh these are lovely your wife will like them.
Tyler: Umm, no they're for a woodworking project.
sales: *boggle* :confused:
Keith,
You should have been there when I bought twenty of them and Dale's Granny Panties for the WI SMC Gathering:o :o . Young female sales clerk couldn't wait to tell about the old perv. at work today:eek: :o :o .

[Michael Stafford]

Keith,
You should have been there when I bought twenty of them and Dale's Granny Panties for the WI SMC Gathering:o :o . Young female sales clerk couldn't wait to tell about the old perv. at work today:eek: :o :o .

I usually buy mine at Goodwill, save penny or two.....:o

[Lee DeRaud]

I usually buy mine at Goodwill, save penny or two.....:oOh...you mean after Tyler stretches them out?!?:eek:

[Steve Clardy]

Post #50

http://www.sawmillcreek.org/showthread.php?t=35196&page=3


Makes a nice too warmer:eek: ;)

[Gary Herrmann]

I'm an IT PM. My team is working late on a project. We all surf periodically during the day. It's expected. Helps people stay fresh and blow off steam. They all know I'm into woodworking.

Then I open this thread. My lead developer says "Woodworking... riiiight...":eek:

I now have a bunch of 20 somethings woofing at me.

Thanks a lot, Tyler.