You know you have lost it when...

[Pete Jordan]

You get the new sharpening video from the AAW and think to yourself, that's the best movie I've seen in a long time. I wonder why that wasn't nominated for any Academy Awards. I would give best actor to Bonnie Klein. Best set to John Jordan and best screenplay to Alan Lacer. I think they needed Edith Head's help with costume design though.

I can't wait to watch it again and I hope there is a sequel.:eek:

Pete

[Keith Burns]

Haven't got mine yet:( .......looking forward to it though:) .

[Jeremiah Jordan]

Oh my word. That is all that I have to say. You guys are nuts!

Trying to keep sane without my lathe.

Jeremiah Jordan

[Mike Ramsey]

Pete, that's the best video I've seen! Bar none.. Our club has had it
in our library forever but it was VHS and I got rid of my VHS stuff
a long time ago, Just recently Wally world put the players on sale
& I got one, checked out that video....and It all made sense!
The Oneway video just doesn't cut it, I just thought I was doing
good until I watched the AAW video, and now I know I'm doing good.
It just all came together!! I would recommend it to anyone.

[Mike Ramsey]

Oh my word. That is all that I have to say. You guys are nuts!

Trying to keep sane without my lathe.

Jeremiah Jordan


Jeremiah. where is your lathe? Remember, the lathe is your best friend!
Always keep him close by! :)

[Keith Burns]

If I remember my history correct, one of our forefathers said:
GIVE ME MY LATHE, OR GIVE ME DEATH !
I think I'm right on this.......................

[Andy Hoyt]

If I remember my history correct, one of our forefathers said:
GIVE ME MY LATHE, OR GIVE ME DEATH !
I think I'm right on this.......................
Patrick Henry, Philadelphia, June 1752.

This statement by one of our founding fathers is often misquoted. On the 3rd of June, upon discovering that that mischievious imp Ben Franklin had "borrowed" Mr. Henry's Oneway 2436 for use as a conductor in his kite experiment, he actually said, "Give me my lathe back, Franklin; or you're going to Paris."

Pretty easy to see how the original statement got re-written.

[Mike Ramsey]

Patrick Henry, Philadelphia, June 1752.

This statement by one of our founding fathers is often misquoted. On the 3rd of June, upon discovering that that mischievious imp Ben Franklin had "borrowed" Mr. Henry's Oneway 2436 for use as a conductor in his kite experiment, he actually said, "Give me my lathe back, Franklin; or you're going to Paris."

Pretty easy to see how the original statement got re-written.

I always take everything Andy says to be the absolute truth...but
this statement didn't quite seem right, so I decided to Google
Ben & Oneway and dang if I didn't pull up an old painting of Ben
and obviously Mr. Henry's 2436!

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[Ken Fitzgerald]

Just shaking my head...............

[Paul Douglass]

Ken, arn't you afraid you are going to rattle the brain with all this head shaking?!

[Vaughn McMillan]

Just shaking my head...............
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Sorry, couldn't resist. ;) :p

- Vaughn

[Vaughn McMillan]

Ken, arn't you afraid you are going to rattle the brain with all this head shaking?!

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You guys just make it too easy...;)

- Vaughn

[Michael Stafford]

I regret that I have but one lathe to give for my country...

Don't shoot until you see the mayonnaise colored lathe reflected in their eyes..

There is nothing to fear but the fear of not having a lathe....

Ask not what your lathe can do for you but what you can buy for your lathe...

It depends on what the meaning of lathe is....

Tippecanoe and Stubby too....

Uncle Sam wants a lathe...

Four score and seven inches in diameter will sure make a big bowl...

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to buy a new lathe...

I shall return....that alcohol dried bowl...

We the people in order to make a more perfect hollow form....

and others will follow I am sure....:p :D

[John Hart]

Read my Lips....No new lathe tools.

[Andy Hoyt]

To turn or not to turn, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The skews and catches of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of bonkers,
And by opposing end grain to die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The bad split and the thousand natural cracks
That wood is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be finish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to turn: ay, there's the rub;
For in that rub of bevel what dreams may come
When we have parted off this crappy bowl

[Blake McCully]

To turn or not to turn, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The skews and catches of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of bonkers,
And by opposing end grain to die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The bad split and the thousand natural cracks
That wood is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be finish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to turn: ay, there's the rub;
For in that rub of bevel what dreams may come
When we have parted off this crappy bowl

OH MYGOD!!!

[Andy Hoyt]

That's one small horse for Rachel and Elise - one giant leap for John Hart

[John Hart]

EEEaahhh! :D Thanks Andy! My laugh for the day!

[Christopher K. Hartley]

Patrick Henry, Philadelphia, June 1752.

This statement by one of our founding fathers is often misquoted. On the 3rd of June, upon discovering that that mischievious imp Ben Franklin had "borrowed" Mr. Henry's Oneway 2436 for use as a conductor in his kite experiment, he actually said, "Give me my lathe back, Franklin; or you're going to Paris."

Pretty easy to see how the original statement got re-written.

There you go again!!:eek: Ya'll gone and started spout'in that book learn'in again!