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Andy Hoyt
04-02-2006, 6:06 PM
Question: If you could live forever, would you and Why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"

--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokeperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.


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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President

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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
--Dan Quayle

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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca

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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -
--Joe Theisman, NFL oobal quarterback & sports analyst.

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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.

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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Bill Clinton, President

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"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
--Al Gore, VP

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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery

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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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Keith Starosta
04-03-2006, 8:20 AM
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

I call BS on this one......that sounds like Yogi to me...

- Keith

John Miliunas
04-03-2006, 8:43 AM
Bunch 'o brainiacs these celebs are, ain't they??? :rolleyes: :D :cool:

Jim Dunn
04-03-2006, 8:53 AM
Neat find Andy. I new there was some reason I liked to read about other idiots so much. Makes me feel just like a Norman Einstein:)

Mark Cothren
04-03-2006, 9:11 AM
...Norman Einstein:)

Do I detect another TAGS fan here at SMC??? :D

Bill Lewis
04-03-2006, 10:22 AM
I call BS on this one......that sounds like Yogi to me...

- KeithYep, I too think that one is a Yogi Quote, but he is so often repeated his stuff has been attributed to others in the past.

Dennis Peacock
04-03-2006, 11:47 AM
Yep, I too think that one is a Yogi Quote, but he is so often repeated his stuff has been attributed to others in the past.

OK....so it was Yogi Ozark. :p :p :rolleyes:

Bill Lewis
04-03-2006, 1:55 PM
Sorry, I should have clarified, I was speaking of Yogi Einstein, you know, Norman's brother...

Jim Dunn
04-03-2006, 4:55 PM
Sorry, I should have clarified, I was speaking of Yogi Einstein, you know, Norman's brother...

Cousin actually;)

Frank Chaffee
04-03-2006, 5:59 PM
Quotable Quotes
Wow Andy,
What a marvelously balanced selection of bushisms.
Frank

Andy Hoyt
04-03-2006, 6:00 PM
Ahhh, finally! Someone sees the subliminable side.

Frank Chaffee
04-03-2006, 6:44 PM
Ahhh, finally! Someone sees the subliminable side.
Andy,
Those are all very notable quotes (sure am glad Iím not in the publicís eye), and I laughed at each one.
Were we to continue this thread in the flavor you have established for it however, it could quickly get out of hand.
Have you more quotes to contribute for a balancing of this thread, or will our moderators declare open season?
Frank

Andy Hoyt
04-03-2006, 6:53 PM
What say ye, Dennis? Open Season?

Frank Chaffee
04-03-2006, 7:06 PM
You are so way cool Andy! I might just have to travel out east again to meet you!
Frank

Andy Hoyt
04-03-2006, 7:18 PM
Anytime. Actually there's something here that belongs to you. Just completed the finishing ordeal yesterday and will post pics in an already established thread later tonigt.

Frank Chaffee
04-03-2006, 7:26 PM
Andy,
I will wait Ďtill I see your post before I visit.
Frank

Roger Everett
04-03-2006, 8:31 PM
Gee, I don't think I'm going to worry anymore, about what I say in a spur of the moment brain fart. It seems I will always be in good company.
Roger