Ultimate Tool Belt

[Per Swenson]

Hey Folks,

Lee Valley is offering the ultimate tool belt.

http://www.leevalley.com/wood/page.aspx?p=53927

Per

[Tony Falotico]

The Disclaimer is a hoot !! :) :)

Keep off migratory bird paths. Are migratory birds magnetic ??

[Pete Harbin]

They used "pucks" :D I need one just for that! :p

Do you think if you were to stand exactly in the center of the magnetic field created by all the metal tools in your shop that you wouldn't be able to move?

LOYL: Honey, could you come in the house for a minute?

You: No dear, I' can't!

LOYL: (Confused because you never tell her "No", right?) I need you to come in here for a moment!

You: Sweetheart, I can't do that right now!

LOYL: (Storming through the shop door to see you just standing in the middle of the shop doing nothing.) You're not even working on anything! I need you in the house NOW!

You: I swear babe...I CAN'T come in the house! I'm trapped! Curse that Lee Valley!!!!!

Pete

[Lee DeRaud]

That is so not happening: my shop is in my garage, so that belt would turn into a permanent hood ornament about 12 seconds after it came out of the box.:eek:

[Lee DeRaud]

Do you think if you were to stand exactly in the center of the magnetic field created by all the metal tools in your shop that you wouldn't be able to move?Sure...not that you'd be any position to appreciate the effect: the last thing you'd see is the high-speed approach of every loose screwdriver, router bit, drill bit, knife, saw blade, chisel, and drywall screw in your shop.

All things considered, I'd rather join the cast of 'South Park' as Kenny's stunt double.

[Andy Hoyt]

Outstanding. Snookered me for sure.

You have to like a company that has a sense of humor.

[Doug Shepard]

Holy Batbelts Batman.:eek:

[Dick Bringhurst]

That's only for those that are not blessed with a magnetic personality. Dick B.

[Bob Noles]

They did not mention in their disclaimer to stay clear of passing trains 18 wheelers too. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Vaughn McMillan]

I bought one of these tool belts for working on my computers. Sure makes it easy to clear off all the unnecessary files of a hard disk. Nice find, Per.

- Vaughn

[Gary Herrmann]

I may tell my wife I need one of these. When she argues, then say ok, can I get X for half the price? Hmm...

[Mark Rios]

I was thinking how I could use this on a jobsite. Do I lean into the box of nails and let the nails jump onto the puck. Or do I take the puck off, dip it into the nail box and then put the puck back on the belt?

I have to imagine that I'm going to get alot of scratches on wall and doors as I walk by/through them.

Do they make a special puck for my Paslode Impulse?

Can I hang my Skilsaw off of it? Maybe not the Mag 77.

Last time I bought pencils, I didn't see any that were steel clad.

Where do I hang my sandwich?

[Brad Townsend]

It also works as a gun holster for you Brokeback Mountain fans.:D

[Steve Clardy]

It also works as a gun holster for you Brokeback Mountain fans.:D

Ooof.:eek: Didn't need that one.:rolleyes:
Not a fan, won't be.

[Steve Clardy]

Quite a belt. Seen that on another forum this am.
I have a hard enough time lugging around what I keep in my pockets, let alone one of those that would trap me when I passed by one of my overhead doors.
I could just see myself stuck to the inside of a 10x10 overhead garage door, then the wife punches the garage opener from outside.:eek:
She'd be looking for me for two weeks.:confused: :confused: :eek: :rolleyes: ;) :D

[tod evans]

made for ironworkers.....02 tod

[Tom Hamilton]

Better hurry with you order, I suspect it is a one day sale!

[David Rose]

What would happen if you got too close to the clamp rack? Imagine being buried in tons of steel and plastic! :eek:

I can think of all kinds of neat computer applications. Would you still need a ground strap?

Steve, after two weeks, your wife probably wouldn't want you back. :rolleyes: :D

David

[Frank Chaffee]

Better hurry with you order, I suspect it is a one day sale!
It may be Tom,
But every year about this time they offer a “must have” product.
Here are some past deals:
http://www.leevalley.com/wood/page.aspx?c=2&p=49588&cat=1,41182
http://www.leevalley.com/wood/page.aspx?c=2&p=51633&cat=1,42936
Frank

[Chris Fite]

I love April Fool's Day. Just imagine wearing it when you walked over to your table saw.

[Chuck Powell]

What a great sense of humor! I wish we had the same attitude where I work...

[Frank Pellow]

What a great sense of humor! I wish we had the same attitude where I work...
It's yet another example of what make Lee Valley such a great company. I have three friends who work for Lee Valley, and they love the place.

[Greg Sznajdruk]

It's a good thing April 1st only comes once a year.

Greg

[David Rose]

Yeah, eventually they would off some "hoaky thing" that I really wanted. :D

David


It's a good thing April 1st only comes once a year.

Greg

[Cliff Rohrabacher]

Yes Yes Oh YES !!! Oh please stick a 30 million gauss energy product on all my tools so that every time I get close to a brad or a tiny bit of iron or steel it sticks to the bottom of my plane or my square and gouges and scrapes and interferes. I'm down with that I need an excuse for my screw ups.

Every once in a while some idiot industrial designer's brain goes on the frammitz and they produce stupid stuff that does lots more harm than good.

But hey, it looks cool.

[Bill White]

degauss the cat's brain or my waistline (which might not be a bad thing). Can ya imagine what the dude would do to an LCD screen?
HMMM. Let's think of all the wierd things we could do with all that mag field......

[Andy Hoyt]

..... Let's think of all the wierd things we could do with all that mag field...... Buy a matched set. One for you and one for your sweetie. Clothing optional.