This will end the sharpening debate

[Malcolm Schweizer]

Even a monkey can do it.

https://youtu.be/T6bgZe61Zw8

[Kevin Jenness]

Yeah, but will it cut a feather dangling on a string?

[Malcolm Schweizer]

It will split a hair just by pointing it in the hair's general direction.

[Kevin Jenness]

It will split a hair just by pointing it in the hair's general direction.

Could be useful for debate.

[Rick Potter]

Anyone know where I can trade my Tormek for a monkey?

I hope Costco stocks Monkey Chow.

[Kev Williams]

Until that monkey bleeds, he ain't doin' it right...

[Bill Dufour]

Make sure you buy the correct kind of monkey chow. Purina makes old world and new world monkey chow. They are slightly different.
I guess it is true that China is no longer the cheapest workforce in the world. Other countries are leading in the race to the bottom of the pay scale. This worker would be happy to be paid in bananas.
Bill D

[Adam Herman]

if we could have gifs, this one would be popular.

[Mike Kees]

I don't know boys...but just maybe that monkey looks like he would be an upgrade on a couple of my ex employees.:D

[Kev Williams]

Someone say gifs? :D

https://engraver1.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/steamboatwillie.gifhttps://engraver1.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/eye.gif https://engraver1.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/dancing.gifhttps://engraver1.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/thegnat.gif

[Dick Strauss]

The zookeepers better watch out...that monkey is going to shank someone with that shiv during his escape!