Can you rewrite this advert?

[Derek Cohen]

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Dear Derek Cohen,

As a preferred subscriber, you're entitled to save an amazing 0% off the cover price, and never worry about missing an issue.




(from a well known woodworking magazine)

[Steve Jenkins]

I don’t know, it seems pretty succinct to me.��

[Jim Matthews]

I've often wondered why DC subscribes to any WW rag.

His self-published website is more informative, better photographed and useful than 2/3 of the standard rate.

No adverts for tools that require a crane for delivery, either.

[Frederick Skelly]

Derek, I hope you took them up on their VERY generous offer......

[Lee Schierer]

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[TD]Dear Derek Cohen,

save an amazing 0% off the cover price,

Wait a couple of days and they will make you a better offer, they always do or miss one issue and then subscribe as a new subscription for half price.

[Pat Barry]

Wow, can you imagine the opportunity of renewing now for an astounding 0% OFF the cover price!

[Bill Carey]

I would love to see the offer non preferred subscribers are getting

For ONLY 30% over the cover price...............

[steven c newman]

Hmmm, I can get 10% off the cover price, every time I go into a BORG....plus I get to read/glance through the "book" to see IF I would want to even buy that issue....I could, though, just buy the magazine, then post on here how "bad" it is...or, just set it back in the rack, and save 100% of the cover price....

[Doug Weiner]

Caskets on sale - buy one get one free.
Ham steaks - perfect for you Passover/Hanukkah dinner

[Ken Fitzgerald]

Derek you must be feeling special and preferred to get 0% off!

[James Waldron]

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Dear Derek Cohen,

As a preferred subscriber, you're entitled to save an amazing 0% off the cover price, and never worry about missing an issue.




(from a well known woodworking magazine)




Derek:

You deserve no less!

[Stew Denton]

Hey Derek,

I think you are a preferred customer. When my last WW magazine subscription expired they never even made me an offer of any kind. That must be what they meant by being a "preferred customer," obviously I must have not been preferred. (I guess paying for the subscription must not have been enough to make me "preferred.")

Stew

[Pat Barry]

Companies only seem to offer savings deals to new customers. Current customers never get the same benefits. If you quit them they will come crawling back with special offers. Thats what a bunch of MBAs come up with.

[steven c newman]

Maybe add that famous line from TV....."But wait, there is more.....call in the next 5 minutes..."

[Mike King]

Fixed it for you!


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Dear Derek Cohen,

As a preferred subscriber, you're entitled to save an amazing 100% off the cover price, and never worry about missing an issue.




(from a well known woodworking magazine)

[glenn bradley]

derek:

You deserve no less!


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[Jerry Olexa]

Wow!! that is a SPECIAL, unique offer!!!!