Lynn Sonier
11-22-2005, 5:16 PM
--you need one domaflinchit, and look in the catalog, and they are sold by the hundreds, and you never needed one before, and don't anticipate needing another one.... ever?
--when you order the whatchamacallit from the catalog, and, since it weighs about as much as a balloon, you look throughout the catalog to find something else you absolutely gotta have, so it will share the freight, and you can't find anything?
--when you know the freight for the gadget will be more than the cost of the item?
--when Brown finally delivers your package and they use a hand truck to wheel it to your door? Why?? Because they stuck another catalog in the box!! If I didn't have a catalog, I couldn't have ordered from them in the first place but I have to pay for them to ship another catalog to me, which will go into the garbage.
--someone gets the bit into their teeth and runs on and on and...
--when you order the whatchamacallit from the catalog, and, since it weighs about as much as a balloon, you look throughout the catalog to find something else you absolutely gotta have, so it will share the freight, and you can't find anything?
--when you know the freight for the gadget will be more than the cost of the item?
--when Brown finally delivers your package and they use a hand truck to wheel it to your door? Why?? Because they stuck another catalog in the box!! If I didn't have a catalog, I couldn't have ordered from them in the first place but I have to pay for them to ship another catalog to me, which will go into the garbage.
--someone gets the bit into their teeth and runs on and on and...