Funny thing happened at work today...

[Mike Cary]

I work in a hospital. A officer came into my department. It seems, while she was talking on her cell phone, her prisoner went walk about. She wanted to know if I had seen him. Dark clothes, dark complexion, red shoes and short in stature. What she didn’t bother to mention was that he was in HANDCUFFS. She kinda buried the lead there. “Wow, gee sorry officer, all the people I’ve seen today wearing handcuffs don’t match that description.”

[Michael Weber]

Funny. Except to the officer of course

[Mike Cary]

The jokes write themselves, Don’t text and drive, arrive alive (with your prisoner).

[Rick Potter]

Sounds like that meter maid opening just got filled.

[Frederick Skelly]

Sounds like that meter maid opening just got filled.

Oh God! Sputter. Sputter. Cough! Splat! (Coffee all over the computer again!)
That was pretty dang good Rick!