Bert Kemp
03-13-2018, 12:06 PM
To go with seenager I posted a while back we now have Senior Texting:D
Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.).
Not to be outdone by these little SNK (snot nosed kids),
now, finally we long-suffering seniors have our own texting
codes! Although most of us are not even close to senior
status I thought you should know their codes in case you
get one from a senior.
ATD – At the Doctor’s
BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral
BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring your own teeth
CBM – Covered by Medicare
CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found Your Insulin
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL – Living on Lipitor
OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
ROFL..CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up
TOT – Texting on Toilet
TTYL – Talk to You Louder
WTP – Where are the Prunes
WWNO -Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.).
Not to be outdone by these little SNK (snot nosed kids),
now, finally we long-suffering seniors have our own texting
codes! Although most of us are not even close to senior
status I thought you should know their codes in case you
get one from a senior.
ATD – At the Doctor’s
BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral
BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring your own teeth
CBM – Covered by Medicare
CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found Your Insulin
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL – Living on Lipitor
OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
ROFL..CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up
TOT – Texting on Toilet
TTYL – Talk to You Louder
WTP – Where are the Prunes
WWNO -Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In