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Bert Kemp
03-13-2018, 12:06 PM
To go with seenager I posted a while back we now have Senior Texting:D
Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.).
Not to be outdone by these little SNK (snot nosed kids),
now, finally we long-suffering seniors have our own texting
codes! Although most of us are not even close to senior
status I thought you should know their codes in case you
get one from a senior.

ATD – At the Doctor’s

BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral

BTW – Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT – Bring your own teeth

CBM – Covered by Medicare

CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center

DWI – Driving While Incontinent

FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

FYI – Found Your Insulin

GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA – Got Heartburn Again

IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL – Living on Lipitor

OMMR – On My Massage Recliner

ROFL..CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up

TOT – Texting on Toilet

TTYL – Talk to You Louder

WTP – Where are the Prunes

WWNO -Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

Bruce Wrenn
03-13-2018, 9:11 PM
Not a texter, but can relate to most.

Brent Cutshall
03-13-2018, 9:26 PM

Mike Henderson
03-13-2018, 10:10 PM
I tried to teach my older sister how to text. It was hopeless - I gave up.


Bill Jobe
03-14-2018, 2:36 AM
Thanks Bert. Haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
I typed the above in under 5 minutes.

Bert Kemp
03-14-2018, 9:06 PM
:DGlad you like them :D

Mike Null
03-14-2018, 9:17 PM

Bert Kemp
03-16-2018, 10:03 PM
Whats your ? here Mike?