Bob Ross vs. Jim Ketron

[Loy Hawes]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!!!!! WELCOME TO FRIDAY FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In our left corner we have Bob "Happy" Ross!!! A man who has painted more than a million happy trees!!! He will kill with happiness!!!

In our right corner we have our very own Jim "Clearcut" Ketron!!! This man can chuck more wood than a hundred woodchucks if woodchucks could chuck wood!!! and he has BIG BOWLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can Happy Ross paint more trees than Clearcut Ketron can turn? Will Jim burry Bob's petrified smile under a mound of shavings? Do these heroes of wood have a weakness? Does Ross shudder at even a hint of a frown? Will Ketron fall victim to a nice piece of ASH?

Lets keep this a clean fight!!! No hitting below the trunk!!!

[John Hart]

LOL!!!!!!!! Oh....You are GOOD Loy!!!:D :D :D

[Doug Jones]

Way too funny.

My money is on the woodchucks.

He has "BIG BOWLS", why does AC/DC come to mind????
Some bowls are held for charity and some for fancy dress. But when they're held for pleasure they're the Bowls I like best.

[Robert Cepek]

You hold his BOWLS ;> I thought this was a forum about turning, I think I might need to reconsider. (ha ha)

[Keith Burns]

When something makes me laugh outloud it has to be good ! This is just way to funny !

[Michael Stafford]

I love Bob Ross and I love my friend Jim Ketron but Bob has passed away so this is a no contest. I am not sure Bob could have kept up with Jimbo anyway. I have seen Jim turn and friends and neighbors you can be buried under mounds of wood noodles in short order. Do not, I repeat, do not get between Jim Ketron and a lathe. You could be part of "As the World Turns".:D

I know he turns big bowls but he knows more about laying big pipe....:o

[Dick Parr]

:D :p :D :p :D :p

[Don Baer]

Now thats funney.

:p

[Joe Tonich]

Hey Loy..............anyone ever tell ya your nuts???????????:confused: :p

I LOVE your posts!!!! HAHAhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe

[Travis Stinson]

Bob Ross was such a cool dude! I can hear him now "Ahhhhh there, a few Happy trees to balance out Clearcut Jim's output. Hey Jim, you're doing very well with all those Happy Bowls.":D

[Dennis Peacock]

Very nice touch there Loy......Funny and enjoyable.:D But, me thinks you have way too much time on your hands.:p :D

[Bruce Shiverdecker]

Chuckles......................4 Sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bruce

[Ernie Nyvall]

In the words of Larry The Cable Guy "That's funny. I don't care who you are, that's just funny."

I think we have the Unknown Comic with us at SMC.

Ernie

[Jim Ketron]

Loy That made my day! It has been a stressful one, trying to get ready for the show tomorrow and you just mellowed it out.:D :D :D
Yes Joe I think he is nuts :D

[Loy Hawes]

Nuts??? It has never been confirmed Joe. Although there has been some suspicion! :D