Bob Lasley
06-15-2003, 9:37 PM
This was on a birthday card my oldest daughter gave me:
Top Ten Things You Just Don't Hear Guys Say
10. "Screw the game...........Rosie's on!"
9. "Excuse me, sir. We're really, really lost. Could you give us directions?"
8. "I don't really care for beer...too filling. White wine for me please."
7. "Honey.........you up for some shoe shopping?"
6. "Oh, sure she's great looking, but what about her personality, hmmm?"
5. "I'm just feeling so fat right now. I think I'll get a nice salad instead."
4. "I can't go out tonight! I've got nothing to wear!"
3. "Well, I was reading Cosmo, and it said........."
2. "Um, Joe? Do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?"
And the number one thing you just don't hear guys say is.......
"A greeting card?! Why, this is way better than power tools!!"
I think my daughter knows the old man pretty well. BTW, there was a Woodcraft gift certificate with the card.
Bob
Top Ten Things You Just Don't Hear Guys Say
10. "Screw the game...........Rosie's on!"
9. "Excuse me, sir. We're really, really lost. Could you give us directions?"
8. "I don't really care for beer...too filling. White wine for me please."
7. "Honey.........you up for some shoe shopping?"
6. "Oh, sure she's great looking, but what about her personality, hmmm?"
5. "I'm just feeling so fat right now. I think I'll get a nice salad instead."
4. "I can't go out tonight! I've got nothing to wear!"
3. "Well, I was reading Cosmo, and it said........."
2. "Um, Joe? Do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?"
And the number one thing you just don't hear guys say is.......
"A greeting card?! Why, this is way better than power tools!!"
I think my daughter knows the old man pretty well. BTW, there was a Woodcraft gift certificate with the card.
Bob