Mahogany Massacre

[Steve H Graham]

My next-door neighbor is having his mahogany tree hatracked right now. A guy is sitting on a big pile of fresh logs. I wish I weren't so lazy. I'd go over and see if I could get some.

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[Michael Moscicki]

Go over right now and ask.

Would you rather it's fate rest with the woodchipper?

[Steve H Graham]

They're chipping right now!

I decided to go look, and it appears they got the mahogany yesterday. All I see now are mango and gumbo limbo.

When I heard the racket yesterday, all I thought about was how annoying it was. Didn't even think about wood.

Next time!

[J.R. Rutter]

Mango can be pretty when it has color streaks in it. Just sayin.

[Wade Lippman]

Unless it was a shrub, that's criminal.