Out of the mouths of babes...

[Phil Thien]

The news this morning indicated that emulsifiers (a common additive in processed foods) lead to digestive disorders and obesity.

Science is clearly chipping-away at our staples.

So a guy was in the shop with his approx. 6-8 year old daughter at about noon. The daughter asks if they can go to McDonalds next. He says, "no, we can't eat any processed foods, they make us fat." So clearly he had seen the same news story. And we got to talking about it.

So I looked at his daughter and asked "no carbs, no emulsifiers, whatever can we eat?" I was expecting something like "vegetables" or something.

And without hesitation she said, "we can eat people."

And that, my friends, is the path to Soylent Green.

If I hear of any food projects at Google or Apple, I'm going to be very suspicious.

[mike mcilroy]

Even talking to most people leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

[Phil Thien]

Even talking to most people leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

They say clowns taste funny.

The guy told me his daughter gets ideas like eating people from watching "The Walking Dead."

She was just a little kid. I was a bit surprised she'd watch that program.

There was no end of surprises in that conversation.

[Judson Green]

Well Milwaukee is the former home of that sicko Dahmer. Before her time though.

[David Ragan]

Just remember that you ingest whatever the organism ingested, that u r eating
this is the very reason why grain fed livestock is so very different, esp in metabolic terms-cholesterol, diabetes, etc than pasture fed beef---take a look at some of the research. (i know...."there he goes again...")

[Phil Thien]

Just remember that you ingest whatever the organism ingested, that u r eating
this is the very reason why grain fed livestock is so very different, esp in metabolic terms-cholesterol, diabetes, etc than pasture fed beef---take a look at some of the research. (i know...."there he goes again...")

Okay, when they come back for the computer, I'll let her know she should only eat vegetarians.

[Jim Matthews]

You got the title wrong,
it should read -

"Into the..."

[David Ragan]

Okay, when they come back for the computer, I'll let her know she should only eat vegetarians.


Organic vegetarians?

[Phil Thien]

Organic vegetarians?

Oh I see now. Yes, an important distinction.

[Judson Green]

Free range

[Phil Thien]

Free range

The zombies? Yes, the zombies are free-range.

[Dennis Aspö]

Unfortunately for all the man eaters out there, people in the diet equals a high risk of getting kuru/CJD.

[Phil Thien]

Unfortunately for all the man eaters out there, people in the diet equals a high risk of getting kuru/CJD.

(1) If you're not a zombie, you just avoid eating nervous system tissue.

(2) If you ARE a zombie, it doesn't matter, you can eat anything.

[Judson Green]

Unfortunately for all the man eaters out there, people in the diet equals a high risk of getting kuru/CJD.


(1) If you're not a zombie, you just avoid eating nervous system tissue.

(2) If you ARE a zombie, it doesn't matter, you can eat anything.


Or (3) just eat women