View Full Version : A smile for today....

Dennis Peacock
07-14-2005, 11:47 AM
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.

He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything
she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less.
"And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services will be at McNutt funeral home on Monday the 18 th, Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service.

Please send your donations to the 'Think before you say things to your wife foundation'.

Dave Brandt
07-14-2005, 1:02 PM
:D Good one Dennis! Just what I needed to wake me up (supposed to be working).

Steve Clardy
07-14-2005, 2:56 PM
Lol. Good one. Those hinges were mailed yesterday buddy.

John Miliunas
07-14-2005, 6:17 PM
Thanks Dennis! I've seen that one before, but still laugh out loud each time I read it. Showed it to LOML, too. :eek: Yeah, she laughed just as hard!:) :cool:

Richard Wolf
07-14-2005, 6:20 PM


Norman Hitt
07-14-2005, 6:57 PM
Good 'Un, Dennis. :) We must be on the same e-mail list, as I got that one yesterday too. :D

Joe Mioux
07-14-2005, 9:24 PM
Dennis, Dennis Dennis;)

Ernie Nyvall
07-14-2005, 9:42 PM
That's funny. Thanks for that Dennis.