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ray hampton
08-18-2013, 12:56 AM
today was wash day, so I did the wash then ran the dryer ,twice, then open dryer door to remove the clothes, they was still in the washer

Joe Kieve
08-18-2013, 7:40 AM
Senior moment??? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f94P4puUbc

Kevin Bourque
08-18-2013, 9:53 AM
I was positive today was Monday. I turned on the news radio as usual early this morning while I was getting dressed for work and was told otherwise. I'm not complaining.:)

Malcolm Schweizer
08-18-2013, 11:19 AM
I picked up the calculator and dialed a number, then put it to my ear, waiting for the other line to ring. ...and I'm only mid-forties.

Dave Sheldrake
08-18-2013, 2:15 PM
Was wandering around Devizes (a nearby town) waiting for the wife who had gone into the phone shop to sort out her mobile.

After waiting rather a while for her to sort out the issue with the phone, I wandered into the shop and approached the salesperson.

I asked "Hi, My wife came in a while ago to get her phone fixed, has she left already"

The response?

"No idea mate this is Specsavers the phone shop is next door but we do a very nice line in spectacles"

hurrmpf

cheers

Dave

Larry Whitlow
08-18-2013, 10:44 PM
Small rough turned bowl. Turned the outside. Turned the foot off. Realized I hadn't turned the inside.