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charlie knighton
06-04-2012, 8:26 AM
have you noticed anyone around you starting to act like a zombie?

in miami---naked man eating another man's face

in maryland, college student telling police he killed a man, ate his heart and brain

ace hardware store in nebraska features a Zombie Preparedness Center

on uncrate.com you can buy a "bug-out bag" recommended consisting of a mossberg pump-action shotgun, machete, titanium spork for spearing canned goods

Beware!!!!!!!!

Belinda Williamson
06-04-2012, 9:27 AM
I did wake with a remarkable craving for brains this morning . . . but I'm sure it's nothing . . . probably just a virus or something.

Todd Burch
06-04-2012, 10:18 AM
I suppose future generations will look back on us and be in wonder of our idiotic behavior.

Actually, I do that now.

Eric DeSilva
06-04-2012, 10:31 AM
From our 100% real CDC (which has also denied that there is currently a zombie pandemic):

http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/documents/11_225700_A_Zombie_Final.pdf

David Weaver
06-04-2012, 11:10 AM
From our 100% real CDC (which has also denied that there is currently a zombie pandemic):

http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/documents/11_225700_A_Zombie_Final.pdf


I was SURE that they'd conclude that what happened to those folks was just the effects of too many years of too much rap music.

Kevin Bourque
06-04-2012, 11:14 AM
America's Got Talent ,wannabees?

Brian Kent
06-04-2012, 12:33 PM
Are there any teen love movies that don't involve fangs?

Rick Potter
06-04-2012, 12:44 PM
Sure,

But they usually involve elf ears.

Rick P

Dave Mura
06-06-2012, 5:54 PM
This kid pulled a pretty funny zombie prank in Miami :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo&feature=plcp
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Rick Potter
06-06-2012, 6:35 PM
I can't believe it took that long before someone was ready to beat the crap out of him.

Rick Potter

John Coloccia
06-06-2012, 7:11 PM
I can't figure out how nobody shot him. What an idiot.

Pat Barry
06-06-2012, 9:33 PM
White zombie causing issues with black folk?? He should be put away for life.