Zombies

[charlie knighton]

have you noticed anyone around you starting to act like a zombie?

in miami---naked man eating another man's face

in maryland, college student telling police he killed a man, ate his heart and brain

ace hardware store in nebraska features a Zombie Preparedness Center

on uncrate.com you can buy a "bug-out bag" recommended consisting of a mossberg pump-action shotgun, machete, titanium spork for spearing canned goods

Beware!!!!!!!!

[Belinda Barfield]

I did wake with a remarkable craving for brains this morning . . . but I'm sure it's nothing . . . probably just a virus or something.

[Todd Burch]

I suppose future generations will look back on us and be in wonder of our idiotic behavior.

Actually, I do that now.

[Eric DeSilva]

From our 100% real CDC (which has also denied that there is currently a zombie pandemic):

http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/documents/11_225700_A_Zombie_Final.pdf

[David Weaver]

From our 100% real CDC (which has also denied that there is currently a zombie pandemic):

http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/documents/11_225700_A_Zombie_Final.pdf


I was SURE that they'd conclude that what happened to those folks was just the effects of too many years of too much rap music.

[Kevin Bourque]

America's Got Talent ,wannabees?

[Brian Kent]

Are there any teen love movies that don't involve fangs?

[Rick Potter]

Sure,

But they usually involve elf ears.

Rick P

[Dave Mura]

This kid pulled a pretty funny zombie prank in Miami :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo&feature=plcp
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[Rick Potter]

I can't believe it took that long before someone was ready to beat the crap out of him.

Rick Potter

[John Coloccia]

I can't figure out how nobody shot him. What an idiot.

[Pat Barry]

White zombie causing issues with black folk?? He should be put away for life.